jastinate

To anally violate someone with a foreign object, as with a flagpole, broom, etc.

Sherri came flying out of nowhere and before I knew it I had been jastinated.

by Michelle September 10, 2003

Joosting

When two men run at each other naked with their dicks out.

"Man, Patrick and Holden had a joosting contest On Crossing Swords. Patrick won! It was a hilarious sight!"

by Known2Bite June 16, 2020

woadie joscing

woadie is an adept of the 7th ward lord (aka ruby da cherry, snow leoprad, lil uzi, romeo da black rose, spooky da scary)
joscing means firing shots indiscriminately

Slick tote the Ak-47 stolen
Woadie joscing

by Lil femen January 22, 2018

Jostin

Is a funny, caring, lovable, pervertic, sexy, romantic character. He is attractive and may have a complicated relationship. he may have been through a lot. He is daring tough and romantic. He is very romantic he may tell you how much he loves you and tell you that you are beautiful. He may be in a relationship for years but is really in love with his best friend that is a girl. His best friend is the perfect on for him but he stays undecided. He is a huge flirt but....he only loves his best friend. He may have abs and a rock hard body. He can make someone smile everyday he thinks about him. He will never forget who he loves. He is very quiet at first but is a nice trustworthy guy once you get to know him. And he wants to tell his best friend that he has feelings for her too. He has a big heart for everyone. he might be a trouble maker but he can behave if he tries he is not the smartest but can play well in soccer. And he has to be Latino. Anyone who is best friends with a Jostin is very lucky to have a friend like him. The love of his life loves him too and they are meant to be they are far apart physically but mentally they are close. A Jostin will never let the love of his life down.

romanticfunnysexyJostin

by Jenni G November 12, 2013

Just joshing your taters

Just messing around with you

Dude I'm just joshing your taters.

by WITCHA April 30, 2010

Joshing my bagels

A phrase meaning you must be kissing my "baby" or in layman's terms telling a false truth. Used mostly in playful to sexual contexts.

Robzilladilla: "Hey man, why don't you just kiss the baby."

Peter Jenkins: "Child Please, you must be joshing my bagels!"

by Robzilladilla May 18, 2011

Jesting

Pummeling and Pounding in the ass 3 times in a row

Bro Shim was absolutely JESTING his birthday cake

by Nkululeku April 21, 2022