Jork it

Jork it or jorking it is a term for masturbation for men. When a person says "I'm jorking it" they mean that they're masturbating.

Person 1: So why didn't you answer my call last night?
Person 2: I'm so sorry, I was jorking it.
Person 1: are you fucking kidding me?! You we're jorking it?
Person 2: Yeah... I really like to jork it...
Person 1: Not gonna lie, same.

by M7R1 June 5, 2025

Jorking Off

Its like jerking off but in a baller way!

guy1: wanna get on roblox?

guy2: no im Jorking Off!

by JesterDeen January 14, 2024

Jorking My Porksword

Alternative way to say jerking it, same as saying your jerking your shit.

"Man last night I was jorking my porksword."

by Bruvmomente April 5, 2024

sick-jork

sick-jork is from the English 'Sick Joke'. It is usually used to describe some sort of sick joke. It also often represents a particularly attractive fat bottom bitch. see also 'sick-bjork'.

Boy: 'wow, she is just a sick-jork!'

by anonymous girrrl November 13, 2010

Jork

Shortened version of meme character John Pork. Usually paired with a character named Gilgamesh.

“Yo dude I just finished writing my book!”
“Nice! What’s the title?”
“The adventures of Jork and Gilgamesh, it’s going to be epic!”

by PCtheGOD February 22, 2025

Jork

The perfect balance between walking, talking and jogging

My best mate and I were too lazy for a a full on jog, but still wanted to burn some calories. We had a lot to catch up on, so we embarked on a much needed jork

by NimbleFruitJube August 7, 2023

Jorking

Jorking is when you are edging while wearing jorts.

Malachi was Jorking it in the back of the classroom under the seat

by Skibbidy77 July 26, 2024