Jordanne

Jordanne is one of the most caring and loving person you’ll meet. She doesn’t give up on people easily you have to push her to the edge for her to stop caring she gives good advice she’ll make your day when your mad or sad she a true friend.

Jordanne is very nice

by Wavy_kaiya September 29, 2019

jordaned

To pull a sick move on someone while on the basketball court, such as a turnaround fadeaway or breaking someones ankles then throwing it down.

Damn dude, he just jordaned your ass.

by Nandizzle November 8, 2005

joryanie

the hottest and finest motherfucker out there

a/n: damn did you see joryanie
??: yeah shes finer than wine

by marie <33 November 24, 2021

Jordanise

To Jordanise something one must be witty and be prepared for anything. To Jordanise something one takes a serious situation (e.g. death) and turns it into something funny. The problem with this method is that when one makes it funny only s/he and certain audiences will laugh. Many people can either be offended or hate the sayer for life but no matter what you say it will be worth the face of the loser you make fun of.

Person 1: We were so close, I loved her and she loved me I...I don't know were it went wrong.
Person 2: Dude, it's okay. Come here.
Person 2: I don't think i'll last without her, please I need your help.
Person 1: Shhh It will all be okay.
Person 2: Thank you.
Person 1: SUCKS TO BE YOU YOUR GIRLFRIEND LEFT YOU!
Person 2: WHAT!
Person 3: BITCH JUST GOT JORDANISED!

by met388 August 16, 2009

jordanhead

People who have their jordans #1 in their life. They own a bunch of them and do anything just to keep 'em nice'n clean.

Jasons' closet is full of nothing but jordans. He a jordanhead.

by CANDyfkNBABy23 December 23, 2009

Jordanian

A person orginiated or from the country, Jordan. Jordan is located in the Levant, Middle East.

Person A: Did you know that Ahmed from our class is a Jordanian?
Person B: No, it's interesting..

by AhmadG December 4, 2016

Jordanne Bennett

Is the most perfect girl ever. She is so beautiful. I would run to the moutains and back to see her face. She is Beaugeous.

if you arnt Jordanne Bennett, you suck

by Im me and not you November 21, 2010