joke suicide

when somebody kills their own joke

Person 1: *tells funny joke*
Person 2: *thinks joke is funny*
Person 1: *explains joke* OR *overdoes joke*
Person 2: *thinks: yikes. joke suicide. joke is ruined.*

by carolion May 8, 2014

joke sex

sex with a prostitute...
not real sex, its fake sex...

sex for money

like hand me down sex

Dude i just had sex with a prostitute

That's not sex, thats "joke sex"...

by blthrskt April 24, 2009

Joke-Joke Syndrome

When you say something once and no-one laughs at it, so you say it again & again to see if anyone laughs at it.

Doug called Metric untrustworthy, but no one cared. Douglet repeats it. Douglet has Joke-Joke Syndrome

by MetricMimic13325 December 30, 2020

joke stop

The action of hearing a quiet joke in class and announcing to the entire class without giving credit to the person who made the original joke.

Teacher: be careful not to get your pipe stuck in the hole.
Sean:(to David) Thats what she said.
David: Awe nice.
David:(to class) THATS WHAT SHE SAID
Class: aww nice one david
Sean: Damnit David that was such a joke stop.

by mrkoolaid December 13, 2009

joke shame

When a joke falls so flat that one feels unregrettable shame for its very conception.

Tim's joke fell so flat with his friends that they made him feel joke shamed.

by chAMPIRE July 8, 2014

joke session

To have a session of jokes. Generally sarcasm based or making fun of something. Continuing a story with fake occurences, saying What if.. jokes.

"Dude what if like those mexican yardworkers over there had gangs and there was a gang war. They would fight with like shears and shovels and stuff. Then there's this one beefy mexican who throws running lawn mowers."
"(laughing) Yeah and they had like gang flags on their yardwork trucks"
etc. etc.

(after) "that was a fat joke session (sesh)

by Andy Valentine September 9, 2006

Joke Server

A complex, dedicated computed server designed to use parallel processing to handle large volumes of information related to jokes. Joke analysts can then consolidate raw data from the server to formulate jokes and pranks.

Kyle heard that the joke server had crashed, but wasn't worried because Robert assured him that the backup system would handle the extra capacity until the problem could be solved by the IBM engineers.

by Joke Lord December 24, 2010