by FrosTsXNINEall February 16, 2020
Johnathan- That one person in any group who just don't know how to chill out or to stop with the joke's.
by Grimreaper738 April 20, 2019
by ThatGuyWhoKnowsStuff September 6, 2014
He is the most ugliest butthead on earth. He smells like fish and bologna. He likes to eat poop because he thinks it will make him a stronger man. Do not trust a johnathan, he will steal your heart and your car for some hotdogs.
by Longhairdontcarebitch June 11, 2019
Stupid little boy with a lisp and mommy issues. And by that, I mean that he still drinks from his moms plump tits at the age of 21. Needs to learn how to dress so he doesn’t look like a schoolboy hooker. Can’t drink for shit. Not sure why UMass accepted him, he can’t even read.
by stripcroquetgang October 31, 2018
Johnathan is a scummy adulterer who watches porn at the school shags members of staff and alternates between two women cause he’s an indecisive prick speaking on that subject his is very small
by Jefflikesmeff March 31, 2020
Great at basketball, fortnite and is a real Lakers fan. He is confident, smart, loyal, amazing and funny. He is one of the greatest guys you could ever be around.
by Shennnn January 14, 2020