Johnathan

A guy known from all girls to have a enormous dick and knows how to use it very well

Johnathan is someone who i wish i had as a "friend"

by FrosTsXNINEall February 15, 2020

Johnathan

the flamboyant introvert he typically prefers to be in his room gaming or with a small group of about 2 people ,he’s a true genshin and valorant pro who chooses to lead his life with sarcasm and misanthropy, tends to get racist if you mislead him

Omg Johnathan! You came out of your Room!

by Daryl kidney November 23, 2021

Johnathan

The wrong fucking way to spell Jonathan

Texting
Hey, you know that guy Johnathan?
You mean Jonathan, you fucking twat?
...

by ThatGuyWhoKnowsStuff September 6, 2014

Johnathan

He is the most ugliest butthead on earth. He smells like fish and bologna. He likes to eat poop because he thinks it will make him a stronger man. Do not trust a johnathan, he will steal your heart and your car for some hotdogs.

Ewww is that Johnathan, he looks like squidward from spongebob.

by Longhairdontcarebitch June 11, 2019

Johnathan

Stupid little boy with a lisp and mommy issues. And by that, I mean that he still drinks from his moms plump tits at the age of 21. Needs to learn how to dress so he doesn’t look like a schoolboy hooker. Can’t drink for shit. Not sure why UMass accepted him, he can’t even read.

Girl 1: did you meet that guy Johnathan?
Girl 2: oh, yeah... he needs Jesus

by stripcroquetgang October 31, 2018

Johnathan

Johnathan is a scummy adulterer who watches porn at the school shags members of staff and alternates between two women cause he’s an indecisive prick speaking on that subject his is very small

Oh Johnathan it’s so small!!

by Jefflikesmeff March 31, 2020

Johnathan

Great at basketball, fortnite and is a real Lakers fan. He is confident, smart, loyal, amazing and funny. He is one of the greatest guys you could ever be around.

Damn Johnathan, Lakers are going off aren't they?

by Shennnn January 14, 2020