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john kerry

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1. any person supported by a new generation of hippies who have no appreciation for the freedoms that they enjoy everyday.

2. a would-be military hero, turned spineless traitor, turned spineless senator, turned horrible spineless presidential candidate.

3. any person who celebrates their freedom by throwing their military service medals into a gutter in a public display of ingratitude.
by scott h June 14, 2005
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1) v. to waffle or equivocate
2) n. an action of such
3) n. a person who does this, for instance, Wembley would be the John Kerry of fraggles.
1) Husband: Hmmmm... Heinz Ketchup...or Hunts Catsup...ketchup...catsup...ketch...
Wife: Quit john kerrying and pick a damn condiment already!
2) Brett was so convinced that Lacey was the one, but then pulled a john kerry and ran to Heather.
by your dog March 31, 2008
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JOHN KERRY

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A man that tried to become the next president, but got tied up in the fact he did not no were to stand on important issues.
That John Kerry guy thinks that the war is good, then bad, then good, then bad, then good, then bad....(infinite goods and bads).
by pheonix blackhawk May 17, 2005
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John Kerry guys!

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aka "jk guys!" or "just kidding guys!"
room full of people...

"FIRE!!!!"

panic ensues....

"John Kerry guys!!!"
by trippaholic May 27, 2005
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John Kerry

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a conceding quitter, You should stick with it to the end TO THE END!!!
We almost got rid of Bush but John Kerry's quitter
by colorguardhobbit November 3, 2004
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1. To say on thing and mean another.
2. To constantly switch views on a particular issue.
3. To vote for something before voting against it.
1. I kerried when I said that I fed the cat.
2. That man has kerried so much, it is hard to know what he stands for.
3. I kerried when I said "I actually did vote for the 87 billion, before i voted against it."
by Jesse1 June 27, 2005
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see idiot and liberal

The loser that thought he could beat Bush in the 2004 election. He got owned big time despite the ketchup money provided by his numbskull wife.
Some people are living in their own little claiming that John Kerry is our president.
by J August 18, 2006
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