1) A badass; the coolest, sexiest, most handsome, smooth talkin' motherfucker one could ever possibly hope to meet in two..maybe even three lifetimes. Simply shaking hands makes girls orgasm and guys turn into homosexuals. Can be recognized by seizure causing good looks, an angel's tongue and an enormous penis.
2) A Hard On
3) Dynamite, or any other kind of explosive.
4) A sexual position in which four chicks simultaneously get fucked by the same man. Can only be accomplished by one man....
2) A Hard On
3) Dynamite, or any other kind of explosive.
4) A sexual position in which four chicks simultaneously get fucked by the same man. Can only be accomplished by one man....
1) Holy shit that guy is clearly Johnie
--How can you tell?
Because he fucked me and it was better than the best I could ever imagine
2.) She started licking my asshole and I got an immediate Johnie
3.) Shove some Johnie in that hole and lets blow that shit up.
4.) Indescribable
--How can you tell?
Because he fucked me and it was better than the best I could ever imagine
2.) She started licking my asshole and I got an immediate Johnie
3.) Shove some Johnie in that hole and lets blow that shit up.
4.) Indescribable
by TheSpamoni June 3, 2010
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by alyson111111111 November 10, 2010
Get the Johnnie mug.Johaness Bogaards is the lay person's name for a small type of rodent, equipped with tiny reproductive organs and big, fish-like lips. The full Latin name of the spieces is "Johaness Bogaards Minimum Penis". This specific type of rodent is found typically under beds and pillows, where it slobbers to oblivion.
"Ouh, you look like a johannes bogaards, whipe that face of yours!", or "Oh My, his penis was so small, like on one of those Johannes Bogaardses on TV"
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Get the johannes bogaards mug.1. A man that is extremely good at giving the women the fingers in their clam.
2. A man that is really laid back and easy with the ladies. Like a player but treats the girls like shit and they still love him.
2. A man that is really laid back and easy with the ladies. Like a player but treats the girls like shit and they still love him.
1. Mike is johnnie rocketfingers
2. See that, he is just playing johnnie rocketfingers to get in with her.
2. See that, he is just playing johnnie rocketfingers to get in with her.
by ZedJay April 16, 2006
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Get the Johanes mug.A amazing ship between Annie Leblanc and Johnny Orlando I personally think that they are cute and should be together but everyone thinks different.It is also now as I’m Brat characters Sam and Ryhme which is SHYME.
by Johanniexcuddles April 24, 2019
Get the Johannie mug.A derivative of the term "cashed,"(as in Johnny Cash), meaning the contents of the bowl of a marijuana pipe or bong have been depleted and requires replenishing in order to further indulge.
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"Man I am so fucking baked, lets smoke another bowl. Aw shit dude, the bowl is Johnnied, empty that shit and pack another."
"Pass that shit bro. Aw you little nigga, how dare you pass me a Johnnied bowl. Y'all gonna feel the wrath of mah nine now!"
"Pass that shit bro. Aw you little nigga, how dare you pass me a Johnnied bowl. Y'all gonna feel the wrath of mah nine now!"
by Jan N. September 22, 2005
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