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Juggalo Power

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Complete and utter faggotry, something that all "juggalo's" posess. Usually hidden by overcompensation of the pelvic region, and stupidity.
That wigger has some real Juggalo power!
by Anononononnoonononymous August 13, 2011
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Juggalo killer

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Juggalo killer J-K for short is a person who hates juggalos icp or anything related to them. Willing to kill hert or beat a juggalo.
The Juggalo killer was throwing up a J-K gang sign to represent.
by 801pimping May 19, 2011
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jiggalo

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A man who f!£$% a lot of women at the same time often quite frequently
1ST PERSON: man look how many girls there are in that dude's car
2ND PERSON: yeh he must be a real jiggalo
by Sandy Vaj Eyena May 1, 2006
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Juggalo/Juggalette

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(note: in this definition, when I refer to "all", I don't literally mean "each and every one". Don't be fucking stupid)

1. Extremely loyal followers of the Insane Clown Posse, and psychopathic records artists in general, almost to the point of worship.

2. Claim to be different, unique, and non-conformist, yet they dress exactly the same, talk exactly the same (ICP slang that nobody else in the world uses, yet they use it when speaking to everyone), and act mostly the same. Non-conformist? No.

3. Claim to be "hated", "outcasts", and things of that nature. Every time they have a gathering, they leave garbage everywhere, trash the place, and assault people 10 on 1. And then, they wonder why people hate them. Otherwise, in reality, nobody really gives enough of a shit to hate them, but they are calling more and more negative attention to themselves.

4. Shooting-sprees, hatchet murder, killing, mass murder, necrophilia are all acceptable by juggalo standards, but don't you dare be racist or a bigot!

5. Claim that "you don't have to like ICP, or even psychopathic records to be a juggalo". This statement, in and of itself, is absolutely moronic. Since ICP coined the term "juggalo" to refer to their fans, I doubt that die-hard Shania Twain fans are going to be calling themselves juggalos anytime soon.

6. Claim to "not give a fuck", but get extremely offended at anyone who thinks that ICP is bad, and anyone who dares to challenge their juggalo ways.

7. Claim that "haters" don't know what they are talking about, and that they "don't understand". I have been listening to ICP since 1993, longer than most of these "juggalos", and I would never refer to myself as one of them.

8. Blindly buy into the money-making juggernaut that is Psychopathic records, who sell overpriced t-shirts, hats, lighters, underwear, balloons, and just about anything else that says ICP on it, while J and 2 Dope sit back, laugh, and become millionaires.

9. Refer to other juggalos, complete strangers, mind you, as "family". If liking the same kind of music as others makes you family, well shit, I must have a lot of goddamn family!
Juggalo/Juggalette: Yo yo yo MCL MCL ninja we be headin to shangri-la cuz im down wit da clown lets get some neden, bitchboy! oh yea MMFWCL wicked clowns!

Normal person: What the fuck are you talking about?? Speak in a language that everyone understands.

Juggalo/Juggalette: But but, I thoughtz all ninjas used ICP slang!

Normal person: Get your head outta your ass. Immediately!
by MacDAS October 28, 2006
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juggaload

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A fatty who is a juggalo. A lardass fan of the Insane Clown Posse. A juggalo who obviously is not interested in any diet version of Faygo.
Whoa, look at her . . . clown makeup, 2 liter of Faygo, big tits . . . and a big huge ass! She's a juggaload! I'd hit it!
by PMax March 18, 2008
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juggalo's paradize

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A place where the mentally retarded go to feel intelectually superior.
juggalo: yo when I die im goin to shangri-la, it's a juggalo's paradize fo sho. Its rizzle dizzle fo shizzle.
IQ examiner: You thick shit!
by Captain Sweatpants July 13, 2004
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jiggalo

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A jiggalo is a man , usually very attractive, who has sex with old, and/or lonely women who cannot find any other man to f@#k them!!!
Duece Bigalo Is A Diiirty Male jiggalo
by Miss Nikki Leigh January 30, 2009
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