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urban jonson

1. A rare specimen of unknown origin.
2. Black Chuck Norris
I thought i saw Urban Jonson at the security meeting but i couldn't have.
Urban Jonson never completes a web form because Urban never submits.
by Foddermaker November 13, 2018
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TYLER JOHSON LIL BOY

A bitch ass nigga who doesn’t pull at all, gay asf and sucks mad dick and stay crying like a little pussy he is
by TYLERISAGAYBOY August 1, 2022
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jobson

jobson, to successfully pull a girl on the dancefloor in a bar/club without speaking to her and only getting in by cupping her fanny
"I went out last night, pulled some girl and took her back to the towers, i knew it'll be alreet"

'did you do a jobson?'

"yea, said nothing to her, cupped her fanny and i was in"
by lowfellsfinest January 30, 2010
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Horse Cock Jonson

The friend of a midget or the tall friend of a short person.
"...And he calls me Horse Cock Jonson, cause three inches is pretty big to a midget."
by Baby Shoes March 27, 2003
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Joezon

Joezon is a peruvian prince with charm and a great sense of humor. His presence brightens anyone's day. He's reliable and trustworthy.
Joezon is that nigga
by manii.503 December 21, 2016
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Kingdom of Joseon

Joseon was a Korean dynastic kingdom that lasted for over five centuries. It was the last dynastic kingdom of Korea.
If you were a traitor to the Kingdom of Joseon, you will be punished.
by Joseon_ January 24, 2022
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JoeSnow

In the tranquil countryside of Willowbrook, there lived a man named JoeSnow, an enigmatic soul with an unconventional passion. It was amidst the rolling hills and verdant pastures that he discovered his deep affection for a majestic, chestnut-colored horse named Thunder. JoeSnow's daily routine involved tending to Thunder's needs, from grooming to long rides through the sprawling meadows. As their bond grew, JoeSnow found himself captivated by the horse's grace and strength, and a profound love blossomed between them, a love that transcended the boundaries of ordinary human-animal connections.

Outside of his equine devotion, JoeSnow was an active member of the Sparc Mac Discord community. He was known for his fervent admiration of muscular men, often engaging in spirited discussions about fitness and physique in the chat. In this online realm, he found a sense of camaraderie with like-minded individuals who shared his passions. Little did JoeSnow know that his newfound love for Thunder and his involvement in the Sparc Mac Discord community would lead him down a path of self-discovery, where the bonds formed in the digital world mirrored the profound connections he had forged with the horse he held dear.
JoeSnow, an avid equestrian and dedicated member of the Sparc Mac Discord community, is known for his passion for both horses and muscular men.
by SparcMac Discord September 5, 2023
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