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Boss: When will you have those TPA reports completed?
Person about to be fired: I should have those done around the middle of Mocktober.
Person about to be fired: I should have those done around the middle of Mocktober.
by Aaron B. Hinkledorf November 8, 2007
Get the Mocktober mug.Proper Noun: When men, and on occasion, when women cannot masturbate, perform sexual actions, or receive sexual actions, as they will lose the contest that inherently all people of the male gender, and as I have said, sometimes of the female gender, have been entered into via an oral contract for the entire month of October.
The month of No Jerktober tends to be hard on the men of a special fraternity that is not a fraternity, but just a residence hall in the middle of no-where, because it is just not fair when the only available amusements may in fact be the women that tease and tempt us so brutally, and make us wish we were dead or getting some, preferably the latter.
by MastaBeta October 4, 2010
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Get the joctober mug.Time of year that is recognized worldwide as the "holiday season" for dope-hos across the globe. Traditionally it occurs during the month of July, which was chose because during that part of the summer one will find their weather conditions to be, for the most part, described In pretty much the same exact word these who're take pride in using to describe themselves and others like them.... "muggy, miserable, and way too damn hot" (please note the last part is used only by these skank bitches and does not reflect the opinion of a single other soul on this planet other than other dope-hos)
Traditionally this holiday is a tribute to all them hard working tramps that In reality are out there preserving the worlds delicate state of 'sanity' by sacrificing themselves to be no more than a cum-dumpster receptacle to provide release, stress relief, etc and all at a minimal cost to the migrant worker or hobo or some rank of trashy per put there who may be about to snap and go postal, until given that Blow-Job that keeps the dude going to see another day without creating a mass loss of human life.
Most commonly celebrated through the entire month of the sluts being worked for a higher rate (standard is 3 times what you'd normally pay them) of earnings into their pipes or needles than the customary amount they'd normally earn...
Traditionally this holiday is a tribute to all them hard working tramps that In reality are out there preserving the worlds delicate state of 'sanity' by sacrificing themselves to be no more than a cum-dumpster receptacle to provide release, stress relief, etc and all at a minimal cost to the migrant worker or hobo or some rank of trashy per put there who may be about to snap and go postal, until given that Blow-Job that keeps the dude going to see another day without creating a mass loss of human life.
Most commonly celebrated through the entire month of the sluts being worked for a higher rate (standard is 3 times what you'd normally pay them) of earnings into their pipes or needles than the customary amount they'd normally earn...
Dude I fucking hate cocktoberfest.... Not only am I sitting in my car sweating my balls off for a half ass BJ from that bitch Stacy cuz its 120 degrees outside, but since it's the holiday I gotta give her a goddamn 8ball! Bitch still wont swallow either!
by jimjones, omnibeing November 2, 2017
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