Jizzy Pickle

The male sex organ. Resembling a pickle, but with jizz. See also, cock and penis.

Wow. That's a huge Jizzy Pickle.

by SantaC December 30, 2008

Jizzy hand

The mess that causes a man to feel freashy

Oh FFS I've got jizzy hand AGAIN...what a freashing mess

by The Trippy Queen June 1, 2010

jizzy ears

A person who takes it up the ears, thus resulting in the person to have "jizzy ears".

John: I heard that Tom got jizzy ears last night.
Paolo: ha! He's here, he's queer and he takes it up the ear.

by RodneyMunch133 February 6, 2014

Getting busy with mr jizzy

Having sex

What were you doing last night Dave? Oh, you had a night in with your bird? Getting busy with mr jizzy?

by infamous budgerigar July 1, 2016

jizzy beef

The name of a girl who works at Legoland in Village Green. And she has man hands.

Hey Jizzy Beef, you wanna go on lunch together?

by lalalalenis January 28, 2009

The Fizzy Jizzy Drink

While receiving a blowjob, cum in the girl's mouth while pouring the soft drink "Squirt" on her head and mouth.

"Awwww yeah we stopped by the store for a can of Squirt and headed back to the house 'cause she wanted The Fizzy Jizzy Drink

by Seeyouinvegas December 29, 2009

Jizzy Poo

placing jizz on a fresh poop.

When excurting fecal matter; masturbate penis and once your about to jizz point penis head down toward shit and squirt and you got you a jizzy poo.

by Sucks ma rod April 23, 2009