Jizzmonger

A seller of semen, generally for a sperm bank, or more commonly, a gigolo.

That jizzmonger just whored himself out to that group of mildly attractive women.

by Joe Hood September 23, 2007

jizzong

when allen miss types jizzing

allen:someone jizzong on your tits?
allen: ha jizzong

by erinurrlungs June 27, 2009

jizzmonkey

Someone who masturbates far too often.

Ben is a jizzmonkey.

by Downvoting Victim September 10, 2006

jizzmonkey

cool dude from the turin brakes forum

by Anonymous September 6, 2003

Jizzmong

Someone who cannot jizz

"Dude, that guy's a total jizzmong"

by jizzmong hunter July 15, 2009

jizzooka

A man who is able to ejaculate with great distance; the penis used to ejaculate a great distance; the act of ejaculating at a great distance.

That guy is a total jizzooka! He pulled out and spooged everywhere!

by Dorfner666 June 21, 2017

Jizzmonia

The ammonia like smell associated with a jizz soaked towel or tissue or sock.

Eww.... I woke up to the smell of jizzmonia because the jizz towel was so close to my head.

by Imaginarium9 December 27, 2020