twizzler jizzler

when you shove a cherry twizzler up your ass and tell the girl to eat it out of it while you beat off into a cup and pour it onto her face

I twizzler jizzlered zach's girlfriend last night.

by carltonjohn69 May 31, 2010

Jizzle Shits

When semen combines with feces that causes massive diarhea.

You know, like when your boyfriend blows a load in you and you wake up the next morning with the worst case of the Jizzle Shits.. Jizz + Turds= Jizzle Shits

by hlhlhl October 27, 2008

va jizzle

female jizz

i seen this hot guy and i got va jizzle all over in my pants!

by jerk away June 5, 2010

jizzle crane

term relating to and meaning penis

hey girl, how about you strip and raise my jizzle crane and we can get workin all night long

by remt October 31, 2006

Jizzle Berries

The berries connected to a man's "twig" from which jizz comes from.

I was kicked in the jizzle berries and could no longer squirt out my jizzle berry juice when aroused.

by classyguy27 December 20, 2010

Jizzle Physics

The measure or degree of physics in relation to male sexual body parts or liquid fluids that come from said body parts. While not entirely relegated to male sexual organs or the gender itself.

Sometimes it is used in response to the accurate interpretation of ejaculation.

Other times it is used in response to the physics in regards to a penis.

There are some other times it is in regards to the physics of a ball sack.

Although in can be used in other regards for other body parts and things not defined here.

Male one: "Yo check out that dude! He must have two coconut for balls."

Male two: "Yeah dude he must have great jizzle physics."

by Jizzle physics July 16, 2021

Jizzle Smack

To Cum very perfusely into your hand after massive sex with 1 or two female partner's and smacking them in the face, in domino form, left to right. Leaving a trail of jizz behind.

I totally gave sherri a Jizzle smack last night.

Shana tried to block my Jizzle Smack but my pimp hand was too strong.

by Lance Hosell June 11, 2006