jizzery

An establishment one frequents to deposit random quantities of jizz.

I am going to the jizzery- I feel backed up today.

by sck August 19, 2013

Jizzers

A pair of female mammary gland so large and firm that the only thing a man wants to do is to ejaculate on them and then tweak the nipples with his semi-flaccid schlong.

Pete: Wow, check Amy out... In that low cut top. She really is showing of that fine pair of jizzers she has.
Alan: But Amy's a total prude!
Pete: Nah bro, it's all an act ;)

by CleverDick2014 April 11, 2017

jizzergy

The surge of energy one experiences after getting good dick.

You gave me jizzergy, let’s go for round two

by Lawrmel September 25, 2021

Jizzer Muff

Jizzer Muff is when you jizz in your muff. Meaning you cum in your pubic hair. Also what Felipe eats for dinner.

Eww hes a jizzer muff.

Aww look what Felipes eatin its a jizzer muff.

by StormSammons August 7, 2009

jizzercise

the act of loosing weight via masturbation

I just lost 5lbs just with jizzercise !

by LeoDevil69 March 27, 2017

face jizzer

Someone who ejaculates onto peoples faces.

Did you here about Fred?
No
he gave his girlfriend another facial
he is such a face jizzer

by Cum and Get It July 22, 2010

jizzart

-Farting out semen after being rectally penetrated and inseminated inside of

Perry let out a jizzart that echoed throughout the ballroom.

by Spike Mintz May 12, 2011