jizzbob

you mommy choking on my cum

omg i just gave a jizzbob

by tobz June 16, 2003

jizzbrow

Cumming on someone's face making a unibrow of jizz

Hey i gave my girlfriend a jizzbrow!

by Zakipoo October 30, 2014

jizzowel

A towel used specifically for wiping up jizz after the male showers his lover with his man juice.

Honey, can you get the jizzowel? Your jizz is dripping off my chest and onto our new floral egyptian cotton sheets.

by dokeykong September 24, 2008

Jizzbomb

A large Christmas tree, covered with warm sticky semen and a cloak made of the stimulant drug cocaine.

It's just for decoration.

jason, i can't believe i'm defining jizzbomb. it's so stupid..

by TJH III. July 16, 2008

Jizzrow

When a group of guys stand in a row, waiting for a girl to make her rounds down the line. Usually a blowjob ending in ejaculation by each guy.

Want to ask her if she wants to take part in a jizzrow?

Bro, I already asked and were having a jizzrow tonight!

by dvstraddle March 31, 2010

jizzbo

Commonly, a person, often a male musician or record collector, who is a fan of classic jizz, bebop jizz, big band jizz, and especially jizz fusion. Less commonly: an insatiable woman who craves the vital essence of strangers on busses, trains, and in the back of Arby's.

"Ever since he got that mysteriously sticky fedora, Jason seems like such a jizzbo". Or: "That jizzbo Helen better change skirts before she goes to Bible study; she reeks of au jus and sin."

by RandyBob August 10, 2021