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Jizz infection

I like to cum, but inside a woman makes her vagina smell like rat shit for some reason.
Clean your smelly jizz infection female!
by Golove November 6, 2019
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Jizz infection

Something gurus deal with all the time if they are in any sort of tensioned and it makes them not interested in having another remainder until they fix their vagina infection after contaminated with semen.
Not another jizz infection. Not gonna sleep with another man forever!
by Golove November 6, 2019
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jizz your way into hell January

It’s like “no nut November” but it takes place in January and if you nut once, you go to hell
I want to nut, but it’s “jizz your way into hell January”. I don’t want to go to hell!
by who_is_isabella December 30, 2018
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Inter Dimensional Jizz Theory

This theory is best explained by every time you jizz you are teleported into and alternate dimension. This new dimension is just slightly different from the one you think you know. That being said, this means that you have not been in the same dimension you were born into since the day you first jerked off. Every jizz since then has teleported you into a different dimension. This theory explains why there is such thing as a Mandela Effect.
Shit dude, I just realized that the Inter Dimensional Jizz Theory is a real thing
by Wazzoooo November 20, 2019
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insta-jizz

to instanly jizz at the sight, taste, feel, etc of something.
Damn, I saw that chick and I insta-jizzed.
by 1337er than you September 3, 2005
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Intellectual Jizz

The whiney moan that escapes the lips of Harvard (Insert Name of Ivy league or small liberal college) Poly Sci Grad as they realize that there only contribution to society will be Mental Masturbation.
Chad is such a queer. I've been stained by his Intellectual Jizz!!!
by Equites April 9, 2004
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instant Jizz

When something is Amazing, you call it instant jizz
Jeffrey: When Allie called it was " Instant jizz "
Adam: I ate that cinnabun it was 'instant jizz"
Noah: That Muffin was " Instant Jizz "
by NOAHadamJEFF February 6, 2010
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