jiggablonnson

A diner who should not be allowed in nice restaurant. Shows no class or common sense. Poor manners. Out of their element. Doesn't tip properly. Has offensive body odor. Gaseous. Asks stupid questions. Shows up to dine just before establishment closing hours. Lingers after meal is finished like a rooster.

I was almost finished with my shift last night but this jiggablonnson would not leave.

by Da Schwab March 13, 2021

Jigalow

A man who has bitches on his dick

Man 1: I need to become a Jigalow
Man 2: you need bitches on your dick?
Man 1: he'll yeah!

by Rachel Definbager January 24, 2022

jiggaloogie

A hand humiliation tactic where one will stick their fingers up another’s nostrils and claw on the inner skin to cause an intense nosebleed. While that is occurring, raw eggs will be put in pink high heels (shelled or unshelled) for the victim to step into and walk around in them-- preferably in a public space.

Example 1: Connor, you better back the fuck up before I give you a jiggaloogie.
Example 2: Don’t make me get the high heels, Brandon. I’ll hit you with a fucking Jiggaloogie.

by high psychologist September 2, 2022

jigalow wafer

1. a holy communion wafer meant to be extra strength for the heavy jigalow sins

2. a cracker laced with viagra laced with low grade meth used by male sex workers to enhance performance

yo homie , I gotta get me some jigalow wafers from my dealer !

by sexy murdoch July 18, 2023

Jiggalocity

Scientifical measurment of ones ass cheeks ability to jiggle at a constant rate of motion. Measured in jps (jiggles per second)

That hoes jiggalocity must be around 40 jps.

by Foxspirit9 December 17, 2023

jiggaclops

A little black demon named Cameron

That boy Cameron is a jiggaclops!!

by Love that chicken May 9, 2024

jiggalo

Another term for "friend" or "bro". A jiggalo is an attractive man, thus making it a compliment.

I'll accept the offer, my jiggalo!

I hit the weight room with that jiggalo over there!

by absolutecinema1 May 13, 2024