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jexican cupcake facial 

A person sits on their shoulders, ass up in the air, then place the said hostess cupcake (creme filled preferrably) onto their anus, and at this point you have 3 options. Affluent persons that can afford a fly swatter are to smite it upon the cupcake until its contents are inside of the anus, or, they can smack it with their hand if no such flyswatter is to be had. If you're good at this technique, you can achieve maximum skill if when you strike the cupcake, only its creme filled contents enter the rectum but not the bread and you hear a "pop" sound. Next, apply a dildo/vibrator/penis, spear it through, f to taste, then deep throat it until the cake remnants at the base reach their face. Conclude with a facial blast followed with a violent face rubbing for maximal pleasure. Stacking of cupcakes, sombrero, pancho, Yarmulke are optional.
"When he fell face first on the sidewalk, his friend screamed "Your face looks like a Jexican Cupcake Facial!"
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Jezica jerica Jenica jexican Jeziah Jelica Jesica jemica jezika Jedicated
This is an amazingly random person whos name is Jesica (or something of the sort) and at times feels the need to act like a strage hawk / crow / type of bird by wailing her arms around and 'cawing'.
Jesicaw made a lot of cawing noices in the hallway at school today.
Jesicaw by Lady J-ho Bulla April 30, 2009
a jezika can be nice when she wants friends, but when you are friends with her and she finds someone else (better or not) she will start being rude to you, yet, shes obsessed with boys and if one of her friends like someone she will try to steal the guy away from her, she is pretty much known for trying to get guys and cheating on guys, she will stab you in the back for no reason, she will hate you when shes around friends but when shes alone she will be nice to you, also she petty af
never seen a jezika like that before
jezika by elmosworld666 January 7, 2018
n. 1. A rare cross between a Filipino and a British dude. 2. Face slightly resembles that of a husky. 3. Has a passion for JDM cars but can't drive for shit. 4. Has a well-known somewhat psychotic laugh. 5. Throws flags around and calls it a sport. 6. Has been described as a fortune cookie, because she's sweet and crunchy at the same time.
Ay yo! If Jerica gets on top, YOU'RE DONE!!
Jerica by TheMo'FuckingChief December 28, 2009
Jezika is usually conceded and most of the time feels as though she is better than most people. She ends up being very naive and doesn't realize it. She loves the drama and comes off as a attention seeker and that leads to her to be petty. She breaks people's hearts first, in fear that they will beat her to it. Isn't afraid to say what she needs to say and almost every time it's not nice nor funny. Most Jezika do not have friends but still act like they do. If you are actually a very kind Jezika reading, i'm sorry, and kudos to you if none the less applies to you. (:
¨I heard jezika talking about me, is she even real?¨

¨I would like jezika, but she runs her mouth she so petty"
"We were friends, until she started breaking everyone's heart"
A gal
Jezzica is a gal.
jezzica by Secré August 18, 2021