jewbie

A combination of a jew and a noob.

Wow that game was lame, it was too easy.

Yeah they were jewbies.

by M4GICM4KER January 25, 2008

jewbie

a dubie that is rolled and blessed by a jewish rabbi.

Thanks for the jewbie rabbi john, we are about to smoke it later.

by wissdaddy1 April 14, 2011

jewlie

how probably every jewish girl named julie elects to spell her own name.

jewlie ate a corndog.

by a wordsmith September 13, 2004

jewbie

Somone who's financial dealings can be considered like those of a Jew.

You never mentioned anything about additional charges you Jewbie!

by Kang November 13, 2006

Jewie

a person you shall be drawn to because of their jewieness or awesomeness.

He was such a Jewie, i knew i wanted him to be my best friend from the moment i saw him.

by Cp0int1 October 10, 2009

jewvent

Used to describe any out of town weekend that is to be spent with other Jews while doing Jewish activities such as praying or discussing Israel.

Person 1: Where were you this weekend?
Person 2: I was in Toronto debating whether or not all Jews should keep kosher.
Person 1: You were at a Jewvent?
Person 2: Yah

by Shlomo Goldreubensilverstein March 25, 2009

Jewvina

It is a vagina with a huge nose like growth above it. It is highly disturbing, and if found should be removed immediately.

"Man, that girl I met up with last night had such a huge Jewvina. I saw it and I just went soft.

by EricsNose May 21, 2011