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jesserthelazer

A prepubescent 18 year old white boy that plays nba 2k.
TD: Do you watch jesserthelazer?
Kris: Ya he's a fag and takes lots of L's
by 2k YouTuber Definer May 30, 2017
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jacob the jewler

a famous jewler located in the diomnd district of new york hes in the game def jam fight for new york. hes known by many rappers because he supplies them with bling
ill take you to the dimond district and introuduce you to jacob- 50 cent from the song get in my car. im going back to cali with my jacob on see how time fly-the game from the song hate it or love it.
by hey what r u eating April 22, 2005
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Jewseph

A Jewish Joseph, that has immaculate nostrils.
Wow, that is quite a large nose, Jewseph!
by Tyla B - Urban Dundee September 25, 2008
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JewBerry

A slang term for a Blackberry phone, normally used to indicate the general audience that uses them.
Jacob checks his stock portfolio on his new JewBerry.
by your mother trebek June 5, 2009
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Jewerous

That guy never chips in because he is very jewerous.
by ellneph January 11, 2011
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Jewber

A person that calls a Uber instead of a cab in order to save a couple shekels
To hell with a cab, call me a jewber!
by Superkewl123 June 4, 2018
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Jewmer

Jewish Boomer,
Has all the annoying traits of a regular boomer but has the added overbearingness and high expectations of Jewish Parents.
Ex1
Dave: You millennials are so lazy! When I was your age I was married, had a house and a career! The reason you're all still living with us is because you don't want to work hard!
Jonny: Actually housing prices nowadays are extortionate, most jobs pay's lousy.
Dave: It's your fault for wasting your bar mitzvah money on tut!

Jonny: Like you didn't waste yours on a fancy brief case!

Dave: That's not the same! It was different then!

Jonny: Exactly! Housing was affordable and a degree got you a job!

Dave: No! Your generation are lazy! If you worked hard and didn't waste money on your luxuries you'd have your own place!

Jonny: Because you'd totally give up your daily Starbucks and going out for dinner regularly to live in a crappy room. Pfft Jewmers!

Ex 2
Sharon: Why are you so fatutzed Hannah! You millenials are such snow flakes!

Hanna: I'm fatutzed because you keep calling my boyfriend a shmecky yok!

Sharon: Just be glad you're allowed to date a goy! When I was a kid my bubba slagged off my boyfriend for being reform! Said I should be with a frum boy and I was a disgrace, you know what I did? I listened to what she had to say and I apologised, you know why? Because I respected her! I didn't get offended like your generation does!

Hanna: That's abuse! That's not being thick skinned, that's you letting your grandma bully you under the guise of "respect". You Jewmers call us snow flakes, when frankly you were abused and were taught it was normal.
by mrperson123 June 25, 2021
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