jewedakurr

a word to describe the on going stress of parents for no particular reason, except to release their untold stress upon others, usually their children.

Nick's dad John, took a shit on his bed. Nick said W T F mate? and his dad screamed that was the first step in taking responibility.

by Nick October 31, 2004

jewsex

1. When two jews have sex
2. Awful, awful sex

1. Wow look at those jews over there having sex. I think jewsex is disgusting.

2. Lady "So how did you like it"

Guy "It was total jewsex"

by damama o'llamas January 1, 2012

Jewsday

The unofficial sabbath where members of the Jewish climbing community go to the hanger on the sly being stingy with the invites.

Dave : Has jewbag joe gone climbing?

Kane : Of course he has is Jewsday after all!

by Jewsdaysjoe January 7, 2019

Jewsday

Tuesday when everyone with Optimum Rewards goes to the movies because its free.

Person 1: You wanna go to the movies saturday?
Person 2: Nah, im going today its Jewsday.

by anthony singleton February 24, 2009

Jewxedo

Matching nylon tracksuit, preferably Sergio Tacchini or Le Coq Sportif. Adidas is acceptable.

"Mendy, I love that Jewxedo on you! It's gaaaawgeous!" See the movie "Safe Men," or any older resident of South Florida. Has far reaching Eastern European implications.

by Josh Barokas May 30, 2008

1933 Jewed

The act of being "burned, roasted, gassed, and flamed" referring to the Holocaust.

Dang Timmy you just got 1933 Jewed by Eugene over there!

by EugeneAK47 June 13, 2017

Jerseday

Formally known as Thursday but now changed to Jerseday because of Jersey shore rockin' everyone's TV every Jerseday

Are you going to be here next Jerseday ?

by Jersey Girl122 March 27, 2011