Jewbiquitous

A trait or tradition spread throughout the jewish community.

A love of smear, Chinese food, and Asian women is jewbiquitous.

by The Feight Train June 12, 2008

jewbeque

A barbeque in which Jewish people gather to eat Kosher food. Foods include Hebrew National hot dogs and 100% kosher beef hamburgers. Money is thrown around as well.

Hey you guys going to the jewbeque? All the shiksas will be there.

After shule lets hit the jewbeque.

Mortaki missed the jewbeque. What a schlimazel!!!

by mdj9908 September 3, 2010

Jewbert

One who expresses a variety of semitic/jewish tendencies (greedy and cheap) and is generally disliked by those he hangs out with.

"Hey Nathan can I get a ride home?"

"Um, I'll need some gas money"

"You want gas money? I live half a block away you fucking jewbert"

by Charter Smith May 21, 2006

jewblet

A noun combining the words jew and newblet usually referring to a player in online fps games or such pc games as Diablo 2. The aforementioned player is usually guilty of shameful tactics as camping or nk-ing.

1. <Varchild> Goddamn jewblet wont stop camping the bfg and quad dmg! 2.<Varchild> U damn jewblet stop nk-ing me or ill make you save and exit!

by Varchild March 26, 2008

Jewbligated

To feel obligated to argue, return or reject something over something as small as a penny.

"I felt Jewbligated to buy 2 smaller jars of peanut butter for 2 pennies less than 1 larger jar."

"I gave you $20 for a 9.99 bill and you only gave a 10 back, where is my penny dammit!"

"I found this same product 2 cents cheaper next door I'll just get it there instead."

by iseeingi2i October 26, 2012

jewbituary

A Jewish obituary

Hey, did you see that Weinstien died? Yeah I just read his Jewbituary in the newspaper this morning.

by Smshorty September 9, 2016

jewboat

A cool nickname for my buddy boat <3

Hey there's my best friend, Jewboat#

by ExxxtraThicc December 30, 2018