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Jathan

Jathan is a sexy/handsome guy. He can make anyone around him smile or feel better when there down. A Jathan is care guy he will do what ever he can to make the people around him happy even when hes not. Jathan is the realest friend u could ever have aswell as the most loving bf u could ever have and will treat u like royalty he would give his life to protects the ones he love. Jathan is also truly amazing at sexs and can make any girl orgasm and he has a big dick Jathan may always seem happy but never is and probaly has had a pain full childhood/past . So if hes not doing well be there for him as he will u.
Jathan is the best bf ever😍
by J.l.G October 17, 2019
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Jethro Tull

To take a shit standing up while raising a leg to rest atop the toilet paper dispenser.
Goofus: *Gentle fluted tune plays*

Gallant: Oh that is so nice to hear, you're actually cultured! When did you take up the flute Goofus?

Goofus: *HNNNGGHH*

*PLOPP*

*Ahhhhhhhhhh*

*Flute drops in toilet on top of cake of feces*

...FUCK that's the stuff!!! *Shivers* I haven't shat like that since the Gulf War. I passed that beast standing up too, with my foot on the toilet roll dispenser. Kind of like Ian Anderson from Jethro Tull. That turd dilated my asshole to the circumference of a basketball hoop and hit the water like the fucking wreckage of the Challenger explosion. Thick as a brick dawg! I even stole a flute from the local grade school to play a little Aqualung! But just dropped it in the shitter. Chang isn't gonna get that one back hahaha! *Shivers* Wowwww bro, you ever shit so hard it lowers your body temperature??? Think my butthole just sneezed

Gallant: Shut the FUCK UP!!!
by Queef_Quackenbush_Jr January 9, 2021
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jethro tull

an amazing prog/folk/hard/blues rock band founded in 1968 by the most bad ass flautist ever, Ian Anderson. their first album was This Was, followed by Stand Up, Benefit, Aqualung,(their most commercial album, but quite possibly one of the best), Thick As A Brick, and countless others. The only two consistant band members since the band's inception are Martin Barre (guitarist) and Ian Anderson(singer, flautist).
to the faggot who said the beatles are heavier than Tull, listen to My God, Aqualung, Hymn 43, Cross eyed Mary, Locomotive Breath, or To Cry You A Song. all great, hard rock Tull songs.

Jethro Tull rules.
by streetmoney February 14, 2007
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jepha howard

the real name of the bassist for the used
by kiddlez July 2, 2005
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Jethro Margin

An extremely gay person, who thinks he is friends with everyone, but no-body actually likes him. Bad at all sport, especially soccer. A Jethro Margin is typically not good looking.
Ronald: Hey, your gayer than a Jethro Margin.

Manny: Hey not cool, than was dog man.
by pseudonym boy August 25, 2010
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Jehamish

A person who is a Jehovah's Witness, but is also Amish at the same time. The first case of a person of these qualifications was in 2016 of a boy who loves the video games Uncharted 4 and Battlefront on PlayStation.
See that Jehovah's Witness kid that looks Amish over there? He's actually a Jehamish.
by Ohreeeaaalllyy May 13, 2016
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Jethro Tull

by fart knocker May 7, 2003
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