by Bruhbrodude April 23, 2018

A person who free rides in a group activity or project and doesn't engage or contribute. Characterized by being aloof, insecure and apathetic.
Steve was frustrated by his school project group. Only he and Andy were contributing ideas - Larry kept staring at his phone and being a Jetpack Joy rider.
by Truedad October 2, 2014

Where u make an obstacle course and a naked woman jumps on a man’s back while he completes the obstacle course
by fake fake gok August 28, 2022

Also abbreviated as 'wmfj'
Used to express disappointment about the amazing shit that was supposed to happen in the future, but is nowhere to be seen.
Also refers to lame announcements, gadgets and events that only distantly resemble their hype.
Used to express disappointment about the amazing shit that was supposed to happen in the future, but is nowhere to be seen.
Also refers to lame announcements, gadgets and events that only distantly resemble their hype.
"Did you watch the new Apple keynote? Now you can, like, use your phone as a compass."
"Oh yeah, fuck Apple. Where's my fucking jetpack!?"
"Oh yeah, fuck Apple. Where's my fucking jetpack!?"
by scrambletastic June 8, 2009

When two consenting individuals put their bare asses together to touch buttholes, the Jetpack Joy Ride occurs when BOTH parties fart/pass gas simultaneously , thus creating opposing forces and the buttholes lift from each other but return back when the joy ride is over.
by belibopter June 12, 2023

When a couple, laying in bed, spooning positions are reversed from normal such that the shorter person is the big spoon.
by Octo3.14 November 3, 2020

by EnriqueJVR May 20, 2022
