jetpack joyride

When yo girl is ridin your dick and you jackhammer that shit

Bruh this chick was so hot i took her for a jetpack joyride and busted a nut in like 30 seconds

by Bruhbrodude April 23, 2018

Jetpack Joy rider

A person who free rides in a group activity or project and doesn't engage or contribute. Characterized by being aloof, insecure and apathetic.

Steve was frustrated by his school project group. Only he and Andy were contributing ideas - Larry kept staring at his phone and being a Jetpack Joy rider.

by Truedad October 2, 2014

Jetpack joyride

Where u make an obstacle course and a naked woman jumps on a man’s back while he completes the obstacle course

Oh man dani jetpack joyrided me last night. She was all over the place

by fake fake gok August 28, 2022

Where's my fucking jetpack!?

Also abbreviated as 'wmfj'

Used to express disappointment about the amazing shit that was supposed to happen in the future, but is nowhere to be seen.

Also refers to lame announcements, gadgets and events that only distantly resemble their hype.

"Did you watch the new Apple keynote? Now you can, like, use your phone as a compass."

"Oh yeah, fuck Apple. Where's my fucking jetpack!?"

by scrambletastic June 8, 2009

Jetpack

When a couple, laying in bed, spooning positions are reversed from normal such that the shorter person is the big spoon.

Afterwards we fell asleep cuddling and Melissa was jetpack’in all night.

by Octo3.14 November 3, 2020

Jetpack Lineback

The middle linebacker in Madden who always jumps 10 feet vertically to swat down a pass.

CRAP! Jetpack Linebacker just picked me off!

by MIsForMaverick October 9, 2012

Jetpack

when you fart so powerful, it launches you across the exosphere. If you're lucky, you can grab a moon rock.

After eating a mukbang, he turned into a jetpack

by c u m m a n April 15, 2020