jetpack joyride

When yo girl is ridin your dick and you jackhammer that shit
Bruh this chick was so hot i took her for a jetpack joyride and busted a nut in like 30 seconds
by Bruhbrodude April 23, 2018
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Jetpack Joy rider

A person who free rides in a group activity or project and doesn't engage or contribute. Characterized by being aloof, insecure and apathetic.
Steve was frustrated by his school project group. Only he and Andy were contributing ideas - Larry kept staring at his phone and being a Jetpack Joy rider.
by Truedad October 2, 2014
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Jetpack joyride

Where u make an obstacle course and a naked woman jumps on a man’s back while he completes the obstacle course
Oh man dani jetpack joyrided me last night. She was all over the place
by fake fake gok August 28, 2022
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Also abbreviated as 'wmfj'

Used to express disappointment about the amazing shit that was supposed to happen in the future, but is nowhere to be seen.

Also refers to lame announcements, gadgets and events that only distantly resemble their hype.
"Did you watch the new Apple keynote? Now you can, like, use your phone as a compass."

"Oh yeah, fuck Apple. Where's my fucking jetpack!?"
by scrambletastic June 8, 2009
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Jetpack Joy Ride

When two consenting individuals put their bare asses together to touch buttholes, the Jetpack Joy Ride occurs when BOTH parties fart/pass gas simultaneously , thus creating opposing forces and the buttholes lift from each other but return back when the joy ride is over.
Me and Larry both did BIG FARtS at the same time, it made for a crazy Jetpack Joy Ride
by belibopter June 12, 2023
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Jetpack

When a couple, laying in bed, spooning positions are reversed from normal such that the shorter person is the big spoon.
Afterwards we fell asleep cuddling and Melissa was jetpack’in all night.
by Octo3.14 November 3, 2020
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the Jetpack

Being the big spoon with a taller girl and releasing flatulence in the process
I‘ve had Taco Bell today, can I be the Jetpack later, Honey?
by EnriqueJVR May 20, 2022
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