by Enna B. January 08, 2005
Jessica Simpson: uH like Nick, why does this can say Chicken Under The Sea, I mean how do chickens like live, under the sea?!?!?
Nick: Jessica, it's tuna.
Jessica: DUR DA DURRRRR
Nick: Jessica, it's tuna.
Jessica: DUR DA DURRRRR
by Lilliaa June 29, 2006
one of the ugliest bitchiest movie stars out there. she pretends to be dumb so guys will like her she's as dumb as they get she has no talent, the only reason she's famous is because of her big boobs and butt and dyed blond hair.
i don't know why people think she's pretty. she's uglier than shit. ashlee is way prettier, nicer, and smarter
i don't know why people think she's pretty. she's uglier than shit. ashlee is way prettier, nicer, and smarter
by me777 July 24, 2006
by Quenetteo September 26, 2005
a super-sluty reality tv star who acts dumb who's not even a real blonde. she's an embarrasment to us blondes cos she's so classless and dresses in house clothes in her videos and cant afford to buy a bra.
by reese November 25, 2004
Daddy put Jessica Simpson on the track and she gave it up to all those graffiti guys. You could paint 3 murals with some of that azz.
by anonymous March 03, 2005
by Piranha April 01, 2005