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jessica simpsonitis

She has a bad case of Jessica Simpsonitis!
by Hurrel January 14, 2005
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Jessica Simpson

The poster child for abortion. If the conservatives could just see the slight possibility that aborting a fetus prevents another blonde bimbo from starting a singing career, they would quit bombing clinics.
That fucking Pizza Hut commercial with the winged buffalo.
by varietylevel13 May 2, 2004
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One word-FAKE. Sure she can sing and is nice and all, but the fact that she relies on a REALITY SHOW to get an IMAGE which that IMAGE is selling records and is the only reason she's successful is SAAAAAAADDDD. She said so herself she purposely acts dumb for the cameras.
Jessica Simpson's career will not last because Reality TV is not going ot be popular forever.
by dfsdfsd May 4, 2005
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jessica simpson moment

A moment of stupidity; an airheaded comment.
by smashleeey March 9, 2008
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jessica simpson

a hot blonde who everyone thinks is dumb, but is actually intelligent enough to play dumb to make money
Chicken? Tuna? Let the dollars roll in! I'm fucking Jessica Simpson!
by K-Train November 18, 2006
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Jessica Spielberg Katz

Nick Name: Juttle Frunj

Jessica Katz, niece of Steven Spielberg, is widely known for her encrypted drunk text messages and sick dance moves. She owns a plethora of UGG boots, and although the actual number is not known, experts guess the true amount to be somewhere in the range of 40-75 pairs. Jessica's hobbies include singing with her college A Cappella group, eating Kosher chicken, throwing stink bombs, drinking cawfee and bubble tea, and pretending to be a roly-poly bug. She only has four fingernails, but she just polishes the tips of all her fingers to keep it looking even.
"My friend totally just Jessica Spielberg Katz'd me... he must be wasted because none of his text messages make any sense!"
by tak shalon July 7, 2009
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jessica simpson

Do people consider stupidity hott or someting? Thats just really sad!
Her and her ugly ass sister make me wanna puke!
by Enna B. January 8, 2005
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