Jess Schnapp

Jess is a person who wants to go out with Noah but it will never happen

Jess is so stupid to think that she is gonna go out with Noah and become Jess Schnapp

by jesssssss schnappppp January 12, 2019

Jesse Squared

Jesse and Jessie got married forever, forever, forever!!!

Jesse Squared got married on December 25, 2029.

by Jesse Squared Forever! May 13, 2019

uncle Jesse style

To sit backwards in a chair so that your stomach is against the chairs back. You may or may not cross your arms and put them on top of the chair's back. Used when uncle jesse'in it or just being cool.

I wanted to look cool today so I sat uncle Jesse style. Then everyone copied me.

by hoss cat October 22, 2007

Jessy Sykes

American singer (from Seattle I think) and great artist whose lyrics equal her warm Gothic Country melodies. Jesse's voice and style make us want to rest, to close our eyes and to listen peacefuly to this good, still and atypical western sound. Just sit at the back of a bar, where lights are dim, listen to Jesse Sykes' songs and enjoy ! She's released two discs so far, Reckless Burning & Oh My Girl (I personaly prefer the frst record).

One of her best songs, Reckless Burning, Doralee, Don't Let Me Go, You Are Not 'Gotten Here, Winter Hunter.

by Nicolas Dolisy September 2, 2004

Jessy Syndrome

Once you have this you are fucked
She has you whipped
You can't leave her even if you want to
You are wrapped around her finger

George - What's up with Chase lately? He won't stop talking about Jessy.

David - He has Jessy Syndrome

George - How do you know?

David - Cause I had it...

George - Had?

David - HAVE OK. I WANT HER. I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR HER.

by John Mark Hose July 18, 2009

Jessie Spano syndrome

A woman who has a phobia of dating men shorter than her.

Josh: Did you get her number?
Chester: Nah man, I am only 5'8", she's got Jessie Spano syndrome.

by Evilevad December 24, 2014

Jesse Smith

A man with a average size cock of 14 inches, A 4 foot gang banger that can take on 15 big muscular black men at once in sex. Has never been known to cum because he lasts forever. On his free time he sticks about 257 twenty inch dildos in ever one of his holes, as well as his ears and belly button.

Jesse Smith is the master of all albino midget monkeys

by FatChodeMuncher November 8, 2022