The Jesse effect

Jesse: average dutch guy's name

Dating app expression for when you have swiped left too many times that when a very average guy shows up you swipe right for him

friend 1: Dude, why aren't you answering this guy?
friend 2: Oh... it must have been the Jesse effect

by nondutchies January 31, 2023

The jumping jesse

The act of jumping on a pogo stick nude while shitting.

Great...."The jumping Jesse" left stains on the rug.

by poon tube and the other hand. August 26, 2019

Taking a jesse

Is when u get a 1 foot poo from out ur bum hole

Yo I’m taking a Jesse

by Used goon rag dried up February 6, 2022

The Sally Jesse Raphael

When a woman is backed up into a corner with her back against a wall while her male partner slides his erect penis in between her breasts, as she squeezes them together, forming a vaginal substitute. The woman also licks the head of the penis as it comes near to her face with thrusting.

Gentleman: "Would you like to bone, baby?"

Lady: "No, I'm on my period. How about a The Sally Jesse Raphael?"

Gentleman: "Fuck ya! I'll turn off sponge bob".

by Mayor McJizz December 23, 2009

The Jesse Effect

When faced with this lethal effect, one might experience one or many of the following symptoms:

Loss of breath
Fatigue
Boredom
Nausea
Vommitting
Depression
Diabetes
Confusion

Not knowing if you should feel insulted or not

Sudden mental retardation

Random girl: "I don't know if he likes me or not, he's sending a lot of signals."
Random girl's friend: "Oh no, you're just suffering from The Jesse Effect."

by creampie6969 July 3, 2017

Gone the Way of Jesse

Disappeared from the face of the Earth like Jesse Evans - Noted Outlaw.

"Where has Joe been? "
"Man I don't know, he's gone the way of Jesse."

by BigDaddyNac March 5, 2024

Gone the way of Jesse

The act of disappearing suddenly and inexplicably like Jesse Evans, noted outlaw.

John: "Where is Tom?"
Chris: "I haven't seen him in months - he musta gone the way of Jesse."

by BigDaddyNac March 6, 2024