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jerbang

the world is slowly growing to except the term jerbang and for that reason they must get a sufficient definition and not any of this half ass bullshit from kids that have no idea what they are talking about

a jerbang is any kid that looks like they are falsely debating suicide every day of their life. the type that wears so much eye make up they cant see their feet. they dress in all black and talk about raving even though none of them know what a rave really is. they shop and work at hot topic and spencers and thinks clowns are cool and so is fire. they dont associate witheach other even though they all think they are the darkest most put upon member of the human race and that basically the world is out to get them even though they are mostly all trust fun kids because seriously who can afford $130 raver pants with streamers hanging off of them and still say they are low income and hated. nthnx.
they listen to icp and may refer to themselves as a juggalo while indulging in such beverages as faygo. they think that korn is really heavy and they feel jonothan davis's pain when he sings about his father touching him. they secretly dislike slipknot because they yell too much but they think they are cool anyway because they all wear masks. rage against the machine was cool because they hated the government and most jerbangs all think that che gueveras face and the anarchy symbol make them peace leaders and doing something to help the government be cleansed.

jerbangs are not real humans because some of them actually believe they are part cyborg or that they are reincarnated history figures like john wilkes booth or hitler. they are the type of kids that mowed down people at columbine. in fact those were two jerbang martyrs.

if you listen to the first track on the first korn cd titled blind its where the word originated from.

he says jerbang jerbang jerbang when he starts yelling
also if you listen to slipknots wait and bleed as soon as the song begins to speed up he yells JERBANG

so you nu metal or hardcore wanna be geeks can try and delete this definition but its the most truthful one youll ever see basically because i started the word and you didnt. kbi
"jerbangjerbnag a place i see i go i think and i know to find mty self esteem i know i think and i go..." - bad lyrics by KoRn

i felt the hate rise up in me kneel down to clear the stone of leaves i wander out where you cant see inside my shell i wait and bleed jerbang!!!!!"- SLIPKNOT
by lord travilius October 1, 2005
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Jerany

Jerany

A Jerany is a very loud person. She likes to laugh a lot , and mess around with people. She's a very good friend and all the teachers hate her. She's tall and thin with long hair . She will always be able to cheer you up :)
Ya Jerany always knows what to say
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Jeramy

Yes, you are seeing it spelled correctly! NOT SPELLED, "J-E-R-E-M-Y"! A man of great knowledge and skill. A Jeramy is always talented and gifted in the arts, sports, and sex. Jeramy's excell and are the best at everything they do or put their mind to. Usually a Jeramy is of the African-American race, giving it the gift of being well endowed. The average penis size of a Jeramy is 7.69 inches (flaccid). Many women are afraid of a Jeramy's penis because of it's great length, size, and girth. Jeramy's usually have many lovers. People flock to Jeramy's because of their outgoingness and hilarious jokes. They can make lots of people laugh, especially when they are sad. Becoming friends with a Jeramy will make a person's coolness meter go up by exactly 703,695,690,967.70596 points. Many people say that meeting a Jeramy insures a perfect ending to a life, and can end the cycle of reincarnation in the Hindu religion, due to the Jeramy's magnificent power.
"Who is the Valedictorian this year? Oh, it's Jeramy! Of course! He's really smart!"

"Damn that guy is really talented! Hell yeah! It's Jeramy! We played naked soccer! His giant dick was flopping everywhere! Then he painted me a picture of himself nude, then he played me a song on his guitar! Wow! Yea! Then we had Sex! It was the best sex I have ever had!"

"That guys cock is huge! Who is that? Oh, it's Jeramy!"

"Why won't my cycle of reincarnation end already! I tried everything! Karma's a bitch! Did you meet that guy over there? Who, Jeramy? Yeah! (walks over to Jeramy) Hey, Jeramy! What's up, guy I have never met? (guy suddenly dies and is greeted in heaven with 72 virgins)
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Jeravin

Pronounced as Jera-veen
Nickname - Jera , Jer , Jerry , JJ

A beautiful girl who is always cheerful and has a bubbly personality . She is always on the look out for her friends . She loves her family ! She is a down to earth person,who loves animals ! She is very loyal and true ! She is sometimes moody ! She is a good kisser and dancer,belly most preferably! She is loyal to the love of her life ! She is a very patient person and has the ability to wait all day long for that one special person,even when she knows he is not going to arrive or come on time ! Beautiful smile and eyes !!
Jeravin has arrived :)
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Jerchel

A young talented beautiful women who is smart and a rock star and speaks her mind she likes guy things and is a tom boy she loves animals and pets shes funny and has a goid taste in clothes and is not only known as a family meber she is a LORD in anything and stands on top of every one
Jerchel us so young and talented i wish i was her i would love to be her any day
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jerahmy

Jerahmy is a loving sweet kind hearted guy who likes to spend way to much time in the bathroom contemplating many situations. He spends most of his time trying to find a solution to a problem. He wants to please everyone and is very kind. He has a sweet heart and wants to see the best in everyone. Jerahmy loves his family and cares deeply for others. He's very sexy and had a big cock that stimulates women very well!!!! I think that he is a stand up guy that would make anyone happy! He's very cute with a big huge gynormouse penis!
Jerahmy, if you can't find him check the bathroom.
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Jerabek

Czechoslovakian origin. The sweetest last name in existence. One who has this as their last name will, without question, recieve a lot of tail.
Dude, I'd totally jump on that Jerabek girl. And her cousins.
by Sam J. November 21, 2006
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