Jebus

Homer Simpson's version of God.

"I can't be a missionary! I don't even believe in Jebus!"

by Lindsay December 8, 2003

janus riis tannis

A brilliant historian and archaeologist who specialized in Mesoamerican culture and history. He died recently on an archaeological dig in Mexico. Foul play was ruled out in an official report, but there are suspicions that he may have been murdered.

Why do I keep seeing signs saying "Janus Riis Tannis is not who he seems to be"?

by Temple of the Sun February 6, 2005

jensell

Jensell is a cool, nice guy. He is funny and and smart. He is very weird and athletic.

Yo that guy has a big ol dick, What a jensell.

by datnug November 9, 2013

Jebus Crisp

What people should say when they are shocked around Christian

"OMFG! JEBUS CRISP!" I said when I saw something disgusting. I didn't want to offend any of the Christians around this area, so I just said Jebus Crisp instead.

by Tauralea Swaggs December 12, 2015

Janusan

Janusan is a Greek legend of a famous King.His superiority and handsome looks get him along with the lady’s. As in his name Janu he is a Indian sweatheart. Janusan is a strong warrior stays tall for his goals trustworthy loyal man.

“Janusan the ruler of greak”

by Guru g January 14, 2019

clay jensen

a sweet, young, and well-mannered young child

"he's so nice!" "yes, he's exactly like clay jensen!"

by disqualified April 10, 2017

Jaenus

A Jaenus belongs to the Korean Deity Kim Jaejoong (lead singer of top Asian group TVXQ who crash landed on Earth from his home planet, also named Jaenus, after hearing the call of Yundick).

A Jaenus is a deep never ending cavern similar to that of a Limestone cave. The Jaenus has moist pink walls and exudes a strawberry essence. Jaenus is known for being inhabited nearly 24/7 by none other than Yundick aka Anaconda Wang.

A Jaenus is the 8th World Wonder, known for its oxymoronic qualities, such as being a wide expanse that one can crawl into, yet being very tight and "form fitting" at the same time.

A Jaenus also enjoys being filled with various objects, from Anacondas to spiders to the infamous mystery "jellies".

"Wow, the Jaenus is quite pliant today." "Yeah, I think Yundick just finished with it."

"The Jaenus is responding to the call of Yundick. Look at it clench!"

by JJLuver33 October 14, 2011