Smith mountain lake jellyfish

a submerged plastic grocery bag full of beers used to transport beers while swimming. often seen at wakeboard contests

"Want a beer?"

"Nah, I got my own, check the smith mountain lake jellyfish."

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by ARRRRDub July 18, 2010

Jellyfish Land

the act of masturbating in the bathtub, resulting in water that looks like the jellyfish tank at sea world.

Luke- I need to have a second bath.

Mary- Why?

Luke- I took a trip to Jellyfish Land, now I'm dirtier than before.

by LaughingMan56 March 18, 2010

jellyfishfingernail4

a synonym for the word ‘suspicious’ or in other cases a curse word used to proclaim hatred for a food item

1. the imposter in my amongsus game was acting very jellyfishfingernail4

2. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU STUPID JALAPEÑO HOW DARE. YOU FUCKING JELLYFISHFINGERNAIL4

by trapezoid in trapezoid out August 29, 2021

highway jellyfish

When you jerkoff on the highway into a condom and then throw the used condom out the window

I tossed that highway jellyfish onto a passing car after I finish jerking off

by Jomac1227 December 4, 2017

pull a jellyfish

to use the excuse of having a violent allergic reaction to jellyfish to skip school for a day to either finish any previous unfinished homework or not take a test when everyone else does to get answers upon returning to school the next day.

Bill: Where's John? We have a huge test today.

Phil: He told me that he was going to pull a jellyfish because he didn't study last night.

by An Interesting Name October 21, 2009

coney island jellyfish

a used condom you find on the beach

Look mom! I found a coney island jellyfish!

by haplopgroup9 July 15, 2015

Like peeing on a wounded jellyfish

Misunderstanding a common piece of advice.

"I was told I should get a college degree. So, I went and got a Masters' degree in literary criticism of French medieval bread recipes from an online university."
"That's like peeing on a wounded jellyfish."

by donaldpelosi January 6, 2020