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When a woman is on her period and doesn't do a good enough job wiping after taking a shit, blood and crap are stuck in the butt crack and are therefore called a peanut butter jelly sandwich.
My girlfriend Teresa is so gross. She never washed away that nasty peanut butter jelly sandwich forming in her ass crack.
by I-Am-The-Cold June 13, 2016
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When a dancing peanut has various adventures. pbjdance.com
by zac August 10, 2003
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Anal sex. Also known as "Santorum-time." Santorum meaning "that frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex."
Senator Rick Santorum came in, bent over, and stated: "It's peanut-butter-jelly-time!"
by The Tao October 23, 2008
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1. It's a popular song that gets you up off the couch and dancing to it

2. It's the most famous sandwich known to man, even a 5 year old child AND even *gasp* a full-grown man can make it!

Slang: PB&J

3. The song's mascot is a dancing banana
IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME!!

give me 20 seconds mark, i gotta make myself a PB&J sandwich

peanut butter jelly is everybody's sandwich
by somebody//AWESOME August 7, 2011
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A sexual act in which a male alternates between inserting his penis in a woman's anus and vagina specifically when the woman is menstruating. Fecal matter deposited on the penis is referred to as the "Peanut Butter" due to its thick brown appearance and menstrual secretions are attributed to be the "Jelly" due the pasty red residue resembling strawberry jam. For added effect this act can be performed to the song with the same name, "Peanut Butter Jelly Time."
I heard the "Peanut Butter Jelly Time" song the other day and I had a sudden urge for some real Peanut Butter Jelly Time! My girlfriend just happened to be menstruating so I called her over for some good old fashioned fun. Things got rather messy but boy was it worth it!
by Valsleezy April 8, 2008
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A person of female sex that has a cute face but her jelly gets in the way of her looks. So much, in fact, that you want to hit her with a baseball bat
Bailey- She has such a nice face but she's so fat

Eric- What would you call that

Alex- Peanut Butter Jelly!!
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When you put peanut butter and jelly on your shlong and anally rape a man. This term was first used in the adult swim show the boondocks.
Bob has a really juicy ass. I really wanna give him a peanut butter jelly and ass hole sand which.
by fart in my mouth baby April 5, 2015
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