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PEANUT-BUTTER-JELLY-TIME

When a dancing peanut has various adventures. pbjdance.com
by zac August 10, 2003
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peanut-butter-jelly-time

Anal sex. Also known as "Santorum-time." Santorum meaning "that frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex."
Senator Rick Santorum came in, bent over, and stated: "It's peanut-butter-jelly-time!"
by The Tao October 23, 2008
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Peanut Butter Jelly

1. It's a popular song that gets you up off the couch and dancing to it

2. It's the most famous sandwich known to man, even a 5 year old child AND even *gasp* a full-grown man can make it!

Slang: PB&J

3. The song's mascot is a dancing banana
IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIME!!

give me 20 seconds mark, i gotta make myself a PB&J sandwich

peanut butter jelly is everybody's sandwich
by somebody//AWESOME August 7, 2011
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Peanut Butter Jelly Time

A sexual act in which a male alternates between inserting his penis in a woman's anus and vagina specifically when the woman is menstruating. Fecal matter deposited on the penis is referred to as the "Peanut Butter" due to its thick brown appearance and menstrual secretions are attributed to be the "Jelly" due the pasty red residue resembling strawberry jam. For added effect this act can be performed to the song with the same name, "Peanut Butter Jelly Time."
I heard the "Peanut Butter Jelly Time" song the other day and I had a sudden urge for some real Peanut Butter Jelly Time! My girlfriend just happened to be menstruating so I called her over for some good old fashioned fun. Things got rather messy but boy was it worth it!
by Valsleezy April 8, 2008
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Peanut Butter Jelly

A person of female sex that has a cute face but her jelly gets in the way of her looks. So much, in fact, that you want to hit her with a baseball bat
Bailey- She has such a nice face but she's so fat

Eric- What would you call that

Alex- Peanut Butter Jelly!!
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peanut butter jelly and ass hole sand which

When you put peanut butter and jelly on your shlong and anally rape a man. This term was first used in the adult swim show the boondocks.
Bob has a really juicy ass. I really wanna give him a peanut butter jelly and ass hole sand which.
by fart in my mouth baby April 5, 2015
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peanut butter jelly 69

When you eat your spouse is booty with peanut butter while they eat your booty with jelly
Hey baby let's PBJ69 (peanut butter jelly 69)
by Brian618 March 8, 2016
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