jilling

female masturbation

the female equivalent of jacking off is jilling off.

Example: I was bored at home, and my boyfriend was out of town, so I started jilling off.

by goodvibration December 8, 2007

jelling

To be exaggeratedly lying, humorously.

Frez told me he doesn't like to eat vagina. Of course he was jelling !

by MaceyFace435 January 19, 2017

jelqing

The art of creating a longer penis through stroking excercises for months and years. The erect penis is greased and stroked a specific number of times, near orgasm, but rock-busters should be avoided if at all possible. The number of strokings is over 110...then a rest...then another 110. Some men have claimed this gives them a larger penis, but some men have come forward to show the actual results.
The Academy of Jelqing in Chestnut Hills, PA, has classes for very horny men who jelq each other and in many cases (most of them) way over into orgasms, so that the Academy classroom walls are covered with sperm. The Academy also offers classes in 'the techniques of the power-house enema" and other such delights combined with the art of the jelq. Jelqing does create a situation of male-bonding particularily when the therapy gives the penis a release and orgasm to have everyone else in class ducking the flying jizz shots!

"I've been jelqing my cock for so long and it's still a hard 3"...but I keep jelqing because it's fun to do it with my son and his teenage friends"

"Someone yelled OH GOD I JELQED INTO A SPERM-BLASTER"

by Marcus Holly January 9, 2008

Jellyneo

The best neopets help site in the world. It has helpful info on avatar, plots, and a forum to chat with non-n00b neopet people.

Went I went from neolodge to jellyneo, it was like i died and went to heaven

by Balthamos November 19, 2006

jelgina

When you’re jealous of someone who is normally a gorgina, whorgina, or borgina.
You could also be considered a Jelgina if you are just jealous in general.

“Omg Pheobe, you’re such a Jelgina!”

“I’m so Jelgina of you right now”

by Bigoldbagel September 21, 2018

Jilling

The female version of jacking off derived from Jack and Jill. Jack for the boys, Jill for the girls.

I walked in on Marina jilling off while she was watching porn. I'm not sure whether she was extremely startled at the disturbance, or if she jilled her panties! It was so loud.

by DieselBoy August 27, 2013

Jelling

Continuously lying in a funny way

“ why you always jelling “ “ jellmaster “

by Omarchulo July 17, 2018