Jeezer

slang regarding Jesus Christ.

Jeezer will pwn j00!

you need Jeezer...

by ZeppelinManiac October 18, 2008

phantom jerker

One who constantly and furiously masturbates into his webcam while on chat roulette.

Credit to Ashley

"Yeah, tonight chatting I've met about 6 tools, four lonely guys in the dark, and three phantom jerkers."

by psycho_gerbill22 on AIM March 15, 2010

Jerker

Asshole; People who do things to annoy you on purpose

"I hate gays, gangbangers and fuckin' jerkers" - Tyler, The Creator

by zackydiesel October 28, 2011

jeepers

Oldschool Word For Excitement. Similar in use to "golly" and "gee willikers"

Jeepers, thats a large box of ants!

by Gmc14 (Dooshsta) March 31, 2003

sour jerker

a sour jerker is when a man is turned down by a women and he is sent home alone. since he was planing on having sex and has no partner he wacks off but still mad about not getting sex. thus jacking off with a sour face.

When you jack off so hard that your face looks liek you just ate alot of sour candy.

rod: look there is fish
jose: yea he never gets any he is such a sour jerker
rod: yea i know he is such a sour jerker

by dr3upmushroom September 26, 2004

jeepers creepers

The name of a song sung by the great Louis Armstrong.

Also a horror movie.

Jeepers creepers, where'd you get those peepers, jeepers creepers, where'd you get those eyes...

by Taradactyl January 3, 2004

Jeepers Bells

An exclamation of such vapidity and tooth-gnashing limpness that is it uttered only by:

- men who think that clitorises are a garden-variety hardy perennial

- women who are so tightly wound that their bowel movements resemble brown spaghetti and their flatulence can only be heard by dogs

“Jeepers Bells Natalie, my self-esteem is at rock bottom this morning”

“Well it’ll have to suck itself, Robert. I’m feeling far too clenchy to attend to it today”

by Nayyyyyy! October 2, 2021