Jeanis Joner

Noun. An erection while wearing jeans.

1. There is nothing worse than a jeanis joner encounter at the bar.

2. Get your jeanis joner outta here!

3. Anyone who's ever been to a school dance knows about jeanis joners.

4. Man, his jeanis joner was so hard.

by Natty Dog September 23, 2011

Jeanie's Dad

If your a dad of a girl named Jeanie, your probably a sexy beast. A fucking 10000/10 smash. Dad's of Jeanie's are often very kind and love giving people rides ;). Also, their favorite number is twee, because fuck three.

Bob: Fuck bro, I lost no nut November.
John : What'd you lose to?
Bob: Jeanie's Dad's sexy ass.

by hi_lena November 6, 2018

Jeanie

Gay asf

Swings that way
Same team liker

Gay

Jeanie- yo this kid right here is jeanie asf😭😭

by Twistyp11 February 8, 2023

Jeanis

A jean-penis. When your jeans stick up at the zipper making what looks like a bulge traditionally caused by a penis.

"Hey look my jeanis is showing!"

by pissboi99 May 27, 2021

Jeanie

Someone Immi wants to kiss

Immi should rlly kiss Jeanie

by Jimmi-shipper#1 May 17, 2021

Jeanis

A penis, made of or covered entirely by blue American denim.

Yo man, that's the nicest jeanis I've seen all summer!

by TheJeansBandit April 26, 2020

jeanis

it's when your jeans make it look like you have a boner in your crotch area

Oh! Pranav has a jeanis, let's bully him, hahahaha 😂🤣

by syraseven December 7, 2023