Jeanis Joner

Noun. An erection while wearing jeans.

1. There is nothing worse than a jeanis joner encounter at the bar.

2. Get your jeanis joner outta here!

3. Anyone who's ever been to a school dance knows about jeanis joners.

4. Man, his jeanis joner was so hard.

by Natty Dog September 23, 2011

Jeanie's Dad

If your a dad of a girl named Jeanie, your probably a sexy beast. A fucking 10000/10 smash. Dad's of Jeanie's are often very kind and love giving people rides ;). Also, their favorite number is twee, because fuck three.

Bob: Fuck bro, I lost no nut November.
John : What'd you lose to?
Bob: Jeanie's Dad's sexy ass.

by hi_lena November 6, 2018

Jeanis

(1)the Jeanis is something that takes shape in the front of your jeans that makes it look like you have a penis in your jeans, even if you don't (for the girls) (2) if you actually have a penis and the tiny Jeanis that occurs, makes it look bigger.

hey stacy you have a code jeanis happening you might wanna flatten that out

by jamie laurence May 16, 2011

Jeanis

A penis, made of or covered entirely by blue American denim.

Yo man, that's the nicest jeanis I've seen all summer!

by TheJeansBandit April 26, 2020

Jeanis

When your wearing jeans and you sit down and it looks like you have a pp

When i sat down in study hall i had a jeanis

by meowmommy33 November 9, 2021

Jeanis

Jeanis is the term for when your jeans bunch up, making you look like you have a penis.

I would love to wear these jeans, but they give me a huge jeanis...

by thatonechick2392 June 15, 2011

Jeanie

Gay asf

Swings that way
Same team liker

Gay

Jeanie- yo this kid right here is jeanie asf😭😭

by Twistyp11 February 8, 2023