Jeanettics

Finding out that your friend Jeanette's parents are very closely related, even closer than cousins. usually follows that awkward question "Why do you have six fingers on each hand....?"

Mel : "Hey Jeanette! How come you have three legs, dude??"
Jeanette "It's 'cause of my Jeanettics dawg. My brother's my dad!"
Mel "OOH" Hi six, sista!"

by Schmilliemoo March 30, 2011

fucking jeanette

A bitch ass hoe who denies your Walmart discount

Can’t buy my grocery because of a fucking jeanette

by Balakay.watson September 16, 2018

jeanette

the best teacher in the world who loves white guys

omg my teacher is mrs.jeanette cute funny cool

by jeanetteskid508 April 7, 2014

Jeanette

A girl that traps a guy by not taking her pill and getting pregnant.

Take this pill bitch, don't jeanette me.

by Seasonique February 17, 2010

Dirty Jeanette

when you're pinned down face up by a swamp rabbit, with both middle fingers in the air and a mouth full of skittles, usually followed by an outbreak of the skittles pox

i had the best dirty Jeanette of my live but theses skittles pox sure are killing me

by dirty trucker February 15, 2019

Jeanette

A certain time of the day; specifically, five o'clock shadow.

I wonder what time it is? It looks like five o'clock shadow. In other words, it's Jeanette time.

by sportnut December 6, 2011

jernetta

A beautiful, trustworthy female that all the boys dream to have. She stays to her self but a lot of people go to her for advice, she doesn't really trust people but everyone loves her.

I love Jernetta.

by Babygirl6478 January 7, 2017