Jave dog

Act of shitting on people while on top of a building for sport.

Listen here owl I’m the best jave dogger in town.

by Jave dog April 21, 2020

Javed

A big man with a big willy really on smoke and is soo sexy! Would recommend to give briz to javed

Omg here comes javed the sexy bastard don’t steal my pouch😬😳

by Tanisha0161mannyonthemap May 13, 2022

Humza Javed

Humza Javed is the most amazing person ive ever met, he is always looking out for others and taking care of them. Humza Javed doesn’t see how beautiful he is inside and out.

Evelyn-sue : “I am in love with a boy names Humza Javed.”

by heartwarrmings November 12, 2023

Jave Q

Jave Q works in the music industry as a asset to many notable artists, Specializing in Artist Relations, Brand Networking, Campaigns etc.

Jave Q is a important asset for notable artists and the music industry

by Zelozu March 21, 2024

Jave.

The combining of the first names Dave and Jay

Dave took a day off from work and was replaced for the day by another worker named Jay. When Dave returned to work the next day his “friend” started calling him Jave.

by anonymous March 25, 2021

Jave

To forcefully remove/get rid of

I javed my ex from the house

by Hghdhdhs March 5, 2017

Jave Smite

A term used to describe a desperate type of male who continues to message and call girls that they are interested in/borderline stalking, even though they never get a response. A Jave Smite may also try to use multiple platforms for contact all at the same time, just incase the first three social media platforms were somehow not working properly. This sometimes results in a string of frustrated messages followed by an apology then the next day the cycle starts again. Typical messages include: "hey" "you alrite" "Wuu2" "blanked" "guess ur busy then" and the ever popular "???"

Girl 1: This is the third set of missed calls and question marks today, first WhatsApp, then Facebook, now snapchat, why won't he take the hint?!

Girl 2: oh he's a right old jave smite that one, just keep on ignoring him he'll go away eventually...

by iLoVeLeOpArDpRiNt June 5, 2018