javavitis

The putrid afternoon stench of 3 day old coffee breath. Usually noticed on a co-worker that tends to get ones attention while leaning over your shoulder for "assistance"

Talking to Alan this morning, his javavitis nearly knocked me over. DAMN!!!

by R. T. Buehler May 13, 2006

javassi

(Javassi) is name of a king

:)he can go through some walls and stones he's brave,trys to make friends,and he's handsome

(Javassi)ran up

by Pøp May 16, 2018

Jakasia

Very pretty, and care about others

" jakasia is so pretty"

by 123handleit November 7, 2018

Isomorphic JavaScript

A JavaScript application which can be executed in both a browser and a non-browser runtime. This was the first term used to describe this concept, but "Universal JavaScript" now has wider acceptance. Mathematicians and functional programmers will scoff at you if you use "isomorphic" to describe JavaScript, so save face by using "universal" instead.

You aren't writing isomorphic JavaScript? Ha, you remind me of my old Java coworkers.

by chexxor March 30, 2017

The Jamasie

The sex act of double fisting your partner’s anus.

Person 1: Last night, my boyfriend totally Jamasie’d me! Oh my gosh, my butthole has never been stretched that goddamn far! But I loved it ;)
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Person 1: I want you to cum in my mouth and then give me The Jamasie ;)

by Thats_funny__69 August 3, 2018

Javaning

To drink and waste money constantly while bitching about not having any money.

Come on dude, if you stopped Javaning you wouldn't have financial problems anymore.

The end of my Javaning phase marked a new start in my life of being a successful member of society.

by Took your job at speps June 3, 2020

Jadasia

A fun, outgoing person that knows how to stand up for herself and her friends. She's crazy and sometimes doesn't make sense. She loves parties and is always the life of one. She is a southern girl and is proud of that fact.

OMG, that JaDasia is soo fun to be around!

by nana253 March 9, 2012