jacobizing

when a boy falls in love with a jacobs girl

when i went jacobizing i met a boy in the process

by ashley jacobs September 1, 2006

Jacobing

1. A name given to the action of indirectly asking or suggesting somthing.

1. Jacob: Man, that ceareal looks mighty delicious....
Joe: Are you Jacobing me?
Jacob: Yeah...
Joe: Would you like some cereal?
Jacob: Yeah....

2. Jacob: So, heard that movie was pretty good....
Jill: Did you just jacob me?
Jacob: Yeah....
Jill: Would you like to go watch this movie?
Jacob: Yes Please....

by Wilburt September 5, 2008

jacobina

Dumb person who does not know what they are talking about. Usually is a very egotistical person with a negative IQ. Can be seen loitering around street corners trying to find their way across the street. Beware: Dangerous if provoked.

AHH! It's another Jacobina!

by Bobina =] September 29, 2006

Jacobina Junk-blast

(verb - transitive). When you wish for something great, expect something at least good, but end up with junk. This is the worst option in anything. This can have something to do with sex, but really amounts to anything.

Dude, I just got a Jacobina Junk-blast cuz I wanted to travel to Japan on a class trip but I got screwed and am ending up in Hungary. With my luck, I am sure I will end up getting the Hungarian Mudslide or the Hungarian Gas Mask.

by Cincy Steamer April 26, 2008

jacobians

Followers of jake .

U jacobians have nothing better to do.

by Spoofers anonymous April 5, 2017

jacobitis

To skip work or school due to a fake illness or an illness that doesn't hinder you in anyway, like a cough

Guy1: Yo, where's Jo today?
Guy2: Tonsilitis for the third time, jacobitis again.
Guy1: Ffs

by AlbertJewstein January 5, 2018

Jacobitis

Becoming a little bitch, gaining increased levels of sadness, whining and bitching till getting what is wanted.

Holy fuck, calm your jacobitis and just fucking grow a pair.

by lildickjacoob May 10, 2018