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Jarato Doriorisauras

1. An angry, fiesty young woman. 2. A mythical beast that carves hearts into its opponent's backside. 3. A quiet German woman that is lactose intolerant but still eats ice cream because she's gangsta. 4. Self inflicting leg breaks, many places are named after her, due to leg breaks. 5. A beautiful young woman who is ready to flourish through life.
The Jarato Doriorisauras is upon reckoning.
by Daddy Boomer the third May 13, 2021
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Jareth

Jareth, is one of the best people you can ever talk to. He’s such a caring person who’s always willing to listen to you about virtually anything. It can be about something as simple as your day, or something as complex, and difficult like your inner demons. He’s always willing to do anything for you at a moments notice, but within reason. He’s a very intelligent man, and won’t be dumb enough to get himself into serious trouble. Don’t worry though, he still knows how to have fun.

He’s a tough man as well, mentally and physically. He can pull through just about anything, and isn’t afraid of getting into a bit of a squabble, if the situation calls for it. Especially, if it’s for a woman.

When it comes to women, he knows exactly what to do (if you know what I mean). He’s damn good in bed, especially with his amazing little friend, or should I say “big friend”. He’s also such a great boyfriend due to his ability to understand and, forgive his partner about anything, and everything.

To many people though, sadly, he’s nothing, but a white buffalo, rare, fierce, and hard to find, and even when you finally do find him, he’s untouchable. So if he picks you, it means you are one special lady, and that you should not let this opportunity pass you up, because if you say no or wait to long, he’ll move on towards the rising sun without a care in the world, like all buffalo do.

God I miss him
Girl 1: “Did you hear that Claire, is dating ,Jareth?

Girl 2: “Yeah, I’m honestly so jealous of of her. He’s such a dreamy guy.
by arrrrg kelly July 5, 2019
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Jarian

Full of energy, more than enough to share with the whole group. A guy that can be lead to water and will swim in it until he drowns.

A name for a natural energy drink.
A guy that makes you laugh even at your own expense.
Crazy: don't dare cross his path and piss him off. I don't know how long I can keep him back!

A guy that you hang out with but need to cover your face when he starts yelling out random stuff that a normal person would not want to be seen saying!
It is getting to the end of the day and I am sitting in my office tired out so I got myself some Jarian juice.
by the_eagleman February 2, 2010
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Janitor's Nightmare

Also commonly known as the Infield Fly, the Janitor's Nightmare consists of taking a shit in a urinal. Although complicated, the logistics are somewhat reasonable when rationed with.

It helps to accomplish the J.N. with a lookout, to keep an eye out for other possible rest-roomers as well as said janitor.
kid1: "Hey man, you got 20 minutes? I need a favor."

kid2: "Depends... what?"

kid1: "Janitor's Nightmare, 3rd floor?"

kid2: "Done."
by Derik September 21, 2005
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Jaritssa

A beautiful brazilian goddess, whose personality shines. Everyone envys Jaritssa. She has a skill in fashion and looking best, and crime scene investigation.
Jim says:She is so Jaritssa!
Joe says:I know right, she's beautiful just look at your thighs!!
by PruneLoaf November 24, 2009
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Jarate

In the videogame Team Fortress 2, the Sniper throws piss at people. That piss is called jarate because swearing in an M for MATURE 17+ game is very un-child-friendly.
Wawe g'bye to your head, wanker! *throws jarate at you, mangles you with a kukri and finishes you off with a point-blank sniper rifle shot*
by chickenstealer November 3, 2020
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Jariah

1. A Germanic name taken from the Hebrew name Uriah meaning "light of god" in reference to the Arch Angel Uriel. Usually meaning "guardian".

2. A Arabic name meaning "vassal" (as in the feudal system); a person granted the use of land in return for rendering homage, fealty, and usually military service or its equivalent to a lord or other superior; feudal tenant.

3. A stocky dwarf who lives by the sea.
jariah,Jariah,vassal,guardian,light of god
by Scholar-and-Nerd February 2, 2010
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