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Jariel

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The name 'Jariel' is used as a placeholder name for a sex offender whose true identity may need to be withheld in a legal action, case or discussion. It is generally an identifier for individuals who practice grooming and romantically entangling impressionable individuals on the internet, in most common scenarios by using ancient mediterranean courting techniques. Such techniques may involve braiding of armpit hair into dreadlocks and flourishing them in a mating ritual, immersing oneself in an olympic pool-sized vat of olive oil and balsamic vinegar and sensually emerging from it like Daniel Craig in Casino Royale. They are also known to dress as characters from popular space fantasy franchises in order to infiltrate comic conventions in order to lure unsuspecting victims, whilst secretly possessing envenomed mozzarella sticks to drug them with. Please be known, if you do come in contact with such individuals, the best course of action is to contact Interpol and not engage the suspect until help has arrived, usually in the form of a water hose to wash down the sex-goblin or drugging it with a marijuana dart, which generally results in the Jariel's temporary motor disability. Be warned. The threat is real. This maybe a definition, but it is also a cautionary note.
'Oh, shit. There's Jariel in the crowd. There, in the Obi-Wan costume.'
by MLG-Fenno October 13, 2015
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Jarse

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Masterful Lover. Someone who loves to fuck arse. Will fill a girl's booty with cum and say: "Jarse just fucked your arse!"
Girl says "Jarse, fuck my arse!"

Jarse will fuck your ass

MrJarse will blast your ass

Jarse Master

Arse blasting Jarse master
by MrJarse August 29, 2008
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jarish

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any Jarish you meet will be very rude.
"I bet hes a Jarish, hes is rude!"
by MeowSquirrul May 27, 2017
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Jarish

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Jarish is someone who has really good teeth.
"I bet his name is Jarish he has really good teeth!"
by MeowSquirrul May 29, 2017
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jatisen

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Good looking guy that gets all the girls, he/she has a good personality but doesn't give a fuck about people say. He/She hates school and likes to get in trouble he / she is the type of person that gets caught doing something and denies it.
Jatisen , ‘‘FUCK SCHOOL, FUCK ALL THS BULLSHIT WHAT THE FUCK"
by Jatisen January 25, 2018
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Jarilennys

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Jarilennys is an amazing girl who loves doing hair and will always have your back and is always ready to fight
Me and Jarilennys Popped That girl today !
by GirlyGirl 04 May 27, 2018
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