January 13

National Simp day. January 13 is the day that the boys pipe up, shoot their shot, and kiss their crush. Or if you already have a girlfriend, show her some affection, give her a hug and a kiss, tell her she's beautiful.

Girl: 'Oh hey Jake wha-"
boy: "*kisses*
girl:"wtf!!!"
boy: " im sorry. didnt you hear? its January 13, national simp day."
girl: "ohhh okay."

by CarmelxCow January 12, 2021

January 13

It’s national titty picture day. Ask your girl for a titty pic.

Hey bro it’s January 13, you know what that means..national titty picture day go text Sam

by Julia hall;) January 13, 2021

january 13

national tell a girl she’s pretty

boy: heyy it’s january 13 go tell a girl she’s pretty

boy: alright

by heyy its me January 12, 2020

january 13

the day all clowns and idiots are born

lol you is born on january 13 lol u clown dumbass

by what da hell is a pseudonym? November 12, 2019

january 13

a day with little energy, to be at home smoking and listening to music, the year has just started and you are getting used to the cold, maybe a day to call your friends and stay home, watching a series or doing any other bullshit.

"Do you want to leave this on the january 13? chill day"

by Dumb0yy November 23, 2021

january 13

grab richards ass day

national holiday

tmrw is january 13 im finally gonna get to grab richards butt

by koalabear800 January 12, 2023

13 January

Send nudes to your husband day.

And have a good drink and hard fuck.

Hey babe do you know what day it is?
Off course13 january I'll sent you some ;-) Do you get some drinks, and then you can take me as you want

by S V January 13, 2023