January 13

National Simp day. January 13 is the day that the boys pipe up, shoot their shot, and kiss their crush. Or if you already have a girlfriend, show her some affection, give her a hug and a kiss, tell her she's beautiful.

Girl: 'Oh hey Jake wha-"
boy: "*kisses*
girl:"wtf!!!"
boy: " im sorry. didnt you hear? its January 13, national simp day."
girl: "ohhh okay."

by CarmelxCow January 13, 2021

January 13

It’s national titty picture day. Ask your girl for a titty pic.

Hey bro it’s January 13, you know what that means..national titty picture day go text Sam

by Julia hall;) January 13, 2021

january 13

national tell a girl she’s pretty

boy: heyy it’s january 13 go tell a girl she’s pretty

boy: alright

by heyy its me January 12, 2020

january 13

the day all clowns and idiots are born

lol you is born on january 13 lol u clown dumbass

by what da hell is a pseudonym? November 12, 2019

13 January

Send nudes to your husband day.

And have a good drink and hard fuck.

Hey babe do you know what day it is?
Off course13 january I'll sent you some ;-) Do you get some drinks, and then you can take me as you want

by S V January 13, 2023

january 13

a fat person was born on this day maybe even ginger

person 1: it’s my birthday on january 13
person 2: oh that’s why your fat

by not-a-fat-ginger April 10, 2022

January 13

Send nudes to you husband today.
And have some drinks and a hard fuck

Hey babe do you know what day it is?
Off course "January 13' I'll sent you some ;-) Do you get some drinks, and then you can take me as you want

by S V January 13, 2023