janne and brooke

only the 2 best ppl in the world

that person was so cool
yeah they were a total brooke and janne

by jon March 18, 2005

janne warman/ wirman

not gay ungay no bumsex area then again, he might be cause someone said all keyboard players ARE but I can't mention this person by name cause they want mod status *rolls eyes* :P

Janne isn't gay. Or maybe he is.

by Ha. February 10, 2005

Jannes

Jannes has a big dick and great personality.
Also lots and lots of sex

person 1: hey there is Jannes
person 2: yeah he sure has a lot of sex
Jannes: I'm Jannes

by sexycoolmastersex November 23, 2021

Jannes

A person who's specialized in producing the loudest and stinkiest farts ever witnessed in human history. Their fathers are mostly very tasty (read: admirable) entrepreneurs which everyone wants to sexually please with their mouths.

That cow smells like shit, he's such a Jannes!

by Bassket November 21, 2021

Janne

Janne is a little different. But that is not automatically bad. She has a good sense of fashion and looks awesome. But she knows it and is a little selfish because of that. She‘s funny and „easy going“ and you can hang out with her. Because of that, she has many friends. She‘s single, but nearly every guy already asked her to be with her.Everybody knows: She‘s a player.

Hey, you must be janne! Nice to meet you!
Yes I‘m Janne. THE Janne. Actually i‘m the coolest and prettiest girl all around

by coockiesloveme November 24, 2021

Jannes Van Winden

A woman with a thicccccc boottttyyyyy. You honestly cant keep your dick in your pants around her.

You just know she gon be a MILF! A bit stinky tho

person 1: Bro the elevator was so full this morning couldnt even get in :(

person 2: Mustve been in there with a Jannes Van Winden

other example

person 1: Bruh something is blocking my view

*takes a couple steps back*

ohhhhhhh its that girl with a big dump truck

person 2: you mean Jannes Van Winden?

by Laurasexgod January 10, 2024

Janne

You probably never met a Janne before in your life.

He is most likely someone living in the northern parts of the world with a long red beard and a viking helmet on his head.

Janne means translated = "God is gracious."
But he is probably not.

"Look at this dude, he is big, has a beard and wears a viking helmet."
"His name must be Janne."

by Jannylili November 22, 2021