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Professional Toe-Jam Taster

A person who lick's feet, a kiss up, a punk ass spineless weasel who will stab you in the back, a dirty motherfucka. A sexual deviant. One who enjoys stinky sandwiches.
I wouldn't trust that mofo, he's a Professional Toe-Jam Taster.
by D Philosophiser March 14, 2023
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Toe Jam Ram

The act of the repeatedly fucking your girl in her pussy with your left big toe until she’s unconscious
Dude, I toe jam rammed Barbara all night. Now she won’t call me back.
by TAMcNasty March 30, 2019
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Chocolate Toe Jam

When one person jams their big toe in the other persons asshole and then the receiver of the jamming proceeds to lick it clean.
“Bro my girl gave me a Chocolate Toe Jam last night, now my asshole hurts and I have a funny aftertaste in my mouth.”
by ToeLover338 May 13, 2022
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Toe Jam

Dang, I sure to have some horrible Toe Jam going on today!
by Radschick March 29, 2019
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Toe Jam Slam

The act of sucking your partners toes whilst aggressively pulling their cock.
"Stacy gave me the best Toe Jam Slam last night!"
by BonglordBen November 4, 2023
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toe jam

a natural drug, harvested from smelly toenails, made up of sock fluff and sweat

Commonly inhaled through the nose, side effects include hallucinating, pissing, shitting and cumming at random. Over 60% of Americans die from overdosage each year.
"yo dude share some of that toe jam"
-"yeah man have a whiff'
"ooooooooh fuck i just came"
-"good shit man"
by kerdunskool November 15, 2020
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