jakeonmalia

when a Jake goes to Malia with the lads and gets contacts to replace his glasses because he knows girls out there won't think he has little eyes because thats what everyone who knows he wears glasses thinks, he also doesn't wear shorts for the whole holiday and instead goes out in formal attire.

Girl 1: who is that spicy mysterious character and why isn't he wearing shorts?

Girl 2: i dunno but he's kinda sexy and his eyes are of normal size

Jake: my target is 2 girls a night

Everyone: woooo jakeonmalia

by droneon January 18, 2013

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Jaxon

Jaxon is an amazing guy who if you meet, don’t ever let him go. He is loyal and will be your best friend and you and him will talk for hours because he is so easy to get along with. He has a great music taste including bands you’ll like while also being diverse and you’ll hear genres you never thought you would enjoy. Jaxon is the sweetest person in the world, he has a heart more pure than gold and will make your insides melt just by looking at him. His hair is super soft (likely conditions) and is fun to play with and run your hands through. He is always warm, a literal ray of sunshine even in the darkest times. His smile is the best, it’s a sly little thing that is contagious and makes you fall in love with him without even talking to him. Just seeing that smile or him in his hoodie and striped beanie will instantly make your day. He gives out the best hugs and is the perfect cuddle buddy, and gosh if you ever date a Jaxon, his kisses are to die for. He never oversteps any boundaries, his lips are soft and his face is fuzzy because he just shaved. He will make you feel like an angel and in his eyes you are his world. You will never feel so much love from anyone else and you two will exchange unconditional love and happiness. If you ever meet a Jaxon, don’t ever let him go, because you have been found by someone who will never hurt you nor stop loving you.

Winter: Man that new guy in our class is so sweet
Rick: Bet you $10 his name is Jaxon
Winter: How did you know?!

by aesthetic_energetic420 December 22, 2019

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Jaxon is so sweet and caring. He is so cute and generous. If anyone starts anything he is there to back you up and to protect you. Once you see him smile you can't help but smile too. He gives you butterflies in your stomach if you just look at him. He is one of the popular guys and all the girls want him. You think he will never love you back. He is a guy that will laugh at your jokes and he'll light up a room. Everyone talks about him and once you hear it you get nervous. You talk to him everyday but don't feel that he cares. You try your best to get over him but you can't stop thinking about him. He has great hair and dresses well. He has a nice body and is athletic. He has friends that are friends with you but doesn't really talk to you. You like him alot but you like other people to. You can't help but to think about him. He is dreamy, sexy, honest, confident, courageous.

I wish Jaxon loved me.
Damn did you see Jaxon.
He is so cute

by Crushes November 26, 2018

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cutess guy ever

omg hes so cute he must be jaxon

by yeet my geet May 6, 2020

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Jaxon Peterson

Jaxon Peterson is legit the best person you will ever meet. He is so sweet. Once you meet him you will instantly fall in love. He's amazing at everything he does. He is practically perfection. He has really nice hair and his cute ass smile lights up the whole room. He makes everyone smile and everyone loves his dirty sense of humor. He is the best bf in the universe any girl would be fucking retarded to let him go. He stays up late with you and loves to facetime with you when you apart. Not only does Jaxon have a fucking amazing personality he is also hot as fuck. He is just perfect. No words can describe the love for Jaxon Peterson

C-wtf is up with Jaxon?
K-Nothing hes fucking perfect
N-Can't argue with that

Definition of Jaxon Peterson- PERFECTION

by Urdadspenis March 3, 2019

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