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jakeboy

n. 1. The only boy who knows how to hold your hand.
2. Makes your stomach turn with butterflies.
3. The realize why you're smiling right now.
4. A name that comes out when the alcohol goes down.
Awww Jakeboy, you're the greatest person in the world. I've spent forever to feel this way, and I can't believe you feel it too.
by kickoutthejams January 5, 2005
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jukeboxing

The act of rambling on about random topics because you are really drunk and/or high.
you were jukeboxing on the way home from the party last night, talking about midget strippers, where plastic cups come from and what size jessica's bra is, you talked during the whole 30 minute drive home about that stuff.
by CRawlins May 29, 2011
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jukebox

A machine that you put a disk inside and it plays music
Jen put a disk inside the jukebox.
by KellyTheGamer98 February 28, 2017
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Jukebox Snob

Person who thinks she has the best taste in music (ever), who sinks a drink's worth of money into a bar's jukebox to prove it.
Don't upset a Jukebox Snob, she's liable to select the entire contents of David Lee Roth's Eat 'em and Smile before quickly exiting.
by Ariel Moore December 4, 2009
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bullying the jukebox

To continuously play your favorite songs on a jukebox or stereo in order to prevent others from playing their less desired music.
"Mind if I put on Seal?"
"Only if you can get dave to stop bullying the jukebox."
by Skin Twig July 17, 2017
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jukebox

a sexual diversion to encourage a man to be more active in bed:
right when the girl is close to coming (but not, because he's not working it right), shove something up his ass really fast and then hold on tightly. He'll likely squirm wildly to try to dislodge it and the girl can get her orgasm.
juwaun was so lazy in bed last night, i had to jukebox him!
by freeluv26 March 4, 2008
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Jukebox Sabotage

When you are at a party / pub / night venue of your choice and enjoying your current playlist on the jukebox, when someone changes the track without notice to something much, much worse.
'I was loving the bon jovi power ballad until some twat committed Jukebox Sabotage and we were left listening to Ryan fucking Adams!'
by BazookaLaPaul December 28, 2005
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