jakarta

Crappiest place in Indonesia. Sinful city. Humanity blackhole.

A: What the hell is this place? Shithole?
B: Worse. You're in Jakarta.

by like you care August 3, 2005

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Jakarta

The act of yelling out JAKARTA! Before farting on the girls face while she’s eating your booty

My boyfriend yelled out Jakarta while I ate his booty now I have pinkeye

by Jonnyhone July 29, 2019

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jakarran

Strong, caring, and loving black man.
His sister keeper.

He's simply JaKarran

by bestcreation82 November 20, 2015

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jakarama

a fool of poop who thinks himself a cool gamer

Jakarama: bro play in the ducks?

benni: you are gay. hahaha

by vioda21 November 29, 2021

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Unique to Southeast Asia and popular among European tourists. A naked male, usually wearing glitter and a dusting of curry powder, gently kneads your buttocks and sprinkles the powder on your balloon knot. He coaxes his shaved monkey wife to stroke your genitalia and gently probe your anus with a long stick of red licorice. When nearing your climax, he donkey punches the beast with a severed monkey paw, causing the her to grip your testicles, resulting in your red hot orgasm.

I got really drunk on my vacation and blew 5 euros on a Jakarta Twizzler.

by The Donut Fairy September 3, 2016

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