jammiez

a wonderful snack that consists of a shotglass full of jam (preferably smuckers). it is a snack that is intended to be eaten in excess, with your friends, and possibly the cartoon giraffe mascot. the best flavors are LOLerberries, Sk8r-Graper, and G2GTurkwize. if an adult questions what you are whilst mid-jammie fest, go batshit insane on their uncool asses.

Dad: what the fuck is going on in here?
Cool ten-year-olds: FUCK YOU DAD! we're having some fucking jammiez, go outside and mow the fucking lawn.
*proceed to hurt dad, and throw ninja stars*
Cool ten-year-olds: HAHAHAHA you can't have any fucking Jammiez dad, 'cuz you're old and lame and you're fucking dead, you cocksucker.

Cartoon Giraffe: WTF, how can I eat jammiez when my arms can't reach my mouth

by Jammieman November 10, 2008

Jammie

Your crib, place where you hang

Let's go back to my jammie & get it in...

by stillnumbereffinone March 11, 2006

jammie

A term used within the drug world to mean an especially thick line of drugs that are about to be snorted. Usually used in exclamation, by addicts who would be especially pleased or excited by this due to their dependence on drugs.

Commonly said by drug users in New York, and some of the Northeastern United States.

"I was worried because this pill looked so small, but when I crushed it up, it broke out into a huge jammie!", "I'm done using coke for the night after this line, so let's make it a jammie!", " I'm so twisted because I just railed a mad brolick jammie!"

by speee January 2, 2015

jammies

A verb and adjective referring to the product of menstruation and the act of menstruation or 'period'. Based on the implication that menstruation is visually similar to strawberry jam.

She's on her jammies.
That looks like jammies on your desk.

by grimboj December 23, 2010

jammie

an okay looking person, usually okay hair. ur typical playboy. claims that he/she can get a girl/boy within 3 sec. usually a real jerky ass bish face. usually a boy, ( could be a girl ). has lots of friends cuz they don't know the real jammie. can be a good person, once in a bluemoon

girl: oohoohooho look at that new transfer student
girl2: oh puHleasE. that is such a jAmmie, dont even think about it sweetie

by annaoup August 5, 2019

Jammie Dodger

Menstrual period; blood like the jam on the popular British biscuit

I'm on my jammie dodger (commonly UK)
Or
I'm jammin' on my dodger (commonly USA)

by jibjib89 June 16, 2016

Jammie Jam

(noun) A term used to describe something or someone complimenting something or someone else well. A good match.

(Person 1) I'm going to to get married with Jen.
(Person 2) Thats great, I think you guys are jammie jam!

by gaijinsmash December 11, 2011