Jacob Sartorious

Fuck boy lookin ass alpha that gets all duh pussy from being a rich

White girl trash: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!! I love Jacob Sartorious and his girl face and screeching noises.

by Ahhhhhhh_kill_me July 8, 2016

Jacob Sartorius

The most vile creature to exist. Just one look at him and you want to drink bleach.

Person 1: oh my god did you see that guy over there!
Person 2: Yeah and omg what a Jacob Sartorius, gross.

by Gross stay away May 18, 2016

Jacob Sartorius

GAY AS FUCK! And very cringe wothery so you should stay at least 15 to 20 feet away at all times

Jacob Sartorius can be kinda gay at times.

by James Stiltonn June 23, 2017

Jacob Sartorius

Aka, Jacob Saggytits. He is hell. A gift from satan to let us all know that murder is sadly illegal, he is testing us🤔

"You know Ty? Total fucking Jacob Sartorius. Acts just like him."

by Dnce gvin dnce May 30, 2016

The Jacob satorius

After you had a shit w/o wipe you shove the earbuds in your anus for 30 seconds and put them in your ears and listen to any Jacob satorius song. If you don't last 5 minutes you lick the shit off the headphones

He lost in a bet so he had to do the Jacob satorius

by Pigdick December 2, 2016

Jacob Sartorius

One who copies Caneron Dallas and has no real fans, cause he can't sing for shit.

Also known as: Ew Wtf?

1: Ew it looks like What's his name
2: you mean Jacob Saggytits?
1: yah, that one

3: DONT HATE ON JACOB SARTORIUS!

1: that's not how you say it. It's saggy-tits

by Jacob Saggytits May 25, 2016

Jacob Sartorius

Some kid who got famous for basically nothing whose haters are ten year old boys or fifty year old men and fans are six to eighteen year old girls who will choke you to death if you talk anything bad about Jacob on social media.

Girl : I love Jacob Sartorius! I can't wait to meet him and finally be his girlfriend!

by andspenboyy January 2, 2017